Funniest story this year

[Bluepete]

He just a dirty old pedalphile

[Biker Biggles]

At least he got the bike at the right time of the cycle.

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

At least he got the bike at the right time of the cycle.

Would he have touched it's "bell" do you think? His desires have now been spoke of by many and he claims that he was framed. He is now tyred of being saddled with such infamy and wishes to put a block on it all. Never again will he be caught pumping away.

Maybe it was a chopper!!!! (just getting my coat... slam!!!)

Actually maybe this is a common thing cos i have a patient on my books who had sex with an exercise bike but decided to remove the saddle and has ended up with a pierced bowel!!!

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Maybe it was a chopper!!!! (just getting my coat... slam!!!)

Actually maybe this is a common thing cos i have a patient on my books who had sex with an exercise bike but decided to remove the saddle and has ended up with a pierced bowel!!!

That's nothing! I know of someone who was treated for having a full Atco,petrol driven sit on mower up his jacksy!

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Maybe it was a chopper!!!! (just getting my coat... slam!!!)

Actually maybe this is a common thing cos i have a patient on my books who had sex with an exercise bike but decided to remove the saddle and has ended up with a pierced bowel!!!

again...how?! am i lacking in imagination here? I just can't see the logistics in this!

[Biker Biggles]

Well-----Think of the birds and bees.No not that.
Think of a train going into a tunnel.
Only the tunnel is a dead end and the train is longer than the tunnel----

Err you getting it?

Originally Posted by Pedrosa

That's nothing! I know of someone who was treated for having a full Atco,petrol driven sit on mower up his jacksy!

ok... i had to treat a guy bought into A and E on a stretcher by the fire brigade with a complete bathroom sink attached to his rectum via the hot tap!!!

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Well-----Think of the birds and bees.No not that.
Think of a train going into a tunnel.
Only the tunnel is a dead end and the train is longer than the tunnel----

Err you getting it?

I'm yet to learn these things

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

ok... i had to treat a guy bought into A and E on a stretcher by the fire brigade with a complete bathroom sink attached to his rectum via the hot tap!!!

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

ok... i had to treat a guy bought into A and E on a stretcher by the fire brigade with a complete bathroom sink attached to his rectum via the hot tap!!!

Well when I grew up in sunny Whiston, there were many farmers fields not too far from the housing. The local farmer who was known to be a bit of an "odd sort" was rushed in to Whiston Hospital, after going way too far when told to park his combine harvester "up the back."