I have been threatened...

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Bear

ROFLPMSL! That's one of the funniest posts I've ever read that I didn't write myself...

*bows*

Originally Posted by Fizzy Fish

does this mean that the whole deviant bear thing is just a myth??

it's like finding out that Santa doesn't exist...

I knew he was a bloody amateur when some mentioned he uses Deep Heat as a lube.

Originally Posted by Bear

There's a line here about a nice creamy filling, but I'm too classy to make it...

<waves hand frantically in the air>

Oooh Oooh....can I make it please?

Originally Posted by Bear

And by the way Ness: if you ever need someone to eat your pie,

^^^^^^^^

ITYM "chow down on your mince"

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Bear

ROFLPMSL! That's one of the funniest posts I've ever read that I didn't write myself...

There's a line here about a nice creamy filling, but I'm too classy to make it...

No, that last line is the funniest

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

What?

You hope that one night a year a deviant will get into your house, fiddle with your stockings and eat your pie?

who said anything about only once per year?

Originally Posted by Bear

I'll be keeping a close eye on Fizzyfish' other posts to see if she's looking to get her chimney widened (And I don't mean that as a euphemism...)

And by the way Ness: if you ever need someone to eat your pie, I'm there...

What? I hear she's a very good cook!

There's a line here about a nice creamy filling, but I'm too classy to make it...

ok, now i feel violated...

What the hell have I just missed!

[Spiderman]

wasn't me, i didn't do it, it was like that when i got here.

Originally Posted by Fizzy Fish

who said anything about only once per year?



ok, now i feel violated...

And my work here is done... (Fade to black, cue the theme from Littlest Hobo...)

By 'eck... If I needed any further proof that spring is in the air I need look no further... The worrying thing is that Bear seems to get worse than usual around this time of year...