Worried ya partner is having an affair ??

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

See, I told ya the cooking was the key

As for ways to sink spuds ... sure, but you need to consider your fella has two choices ... stick with you and explore different ways to sink spuds, or go find another lass .. men are lazy, so you need to offer summin more than spud sinking for him to want to experiment.. that summin is food and tidying up/cleaning for him ...

Here's another thought ... is your 'personal' topiary up to scratch?!?! Its not going to stop a man on his first visit as he is getting lucky, but if you want him to return you need to keep that under control!!

LOL.

Originally Posted by mototech

Baph i didnt mention that cos i thought that was a given got to have both skills

Originally Posted by Baph

Nah, I disagree, the right woman only has to do one of them.

Phew. Thank goodness for that.

I'm not a good cook.

Originally Posted by melody

I'm not a good cook.

Mel, you do realise that under the logic above (mainly Blue's logic admitedly), that any man you get with, will also be going to someone else who is a good cook...

Originally Posted by Tara

there are good ones out there apart from falc and one other my previous record hasn't been that great

hang in there

To be fair many/most* women are unfaithful/deceitful hoes too ... so don't make it sound like its all one sided!!

*not ALL!!

[Shellywoozle]

Well guys all I can say is I am turning LESBIAN !!!!

OMG after reading this thread I think I will stay by myself LOL he he he ......... I have a stash of batteries that never run out of go like you men !!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

To be fair many/most* women are unfaithful/deceitful hoes too ... so don't make it sound like its all one sided!!

*not ALL!!

Agree completely there Blue!!

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Well guys all I can say is I am turning LESBIAN !!!!

This thread is worthless without.... video!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

To be fair many/most* women are unfaithful/deceitful hoes too ... so don't make it sound like just men are bad!!

*not ALL!!

i hear you i wasn't always a perfect little angel sorry for making out it always the guys fault i didn't mean it like that - i had a pretty rough time with a couple of exs thats all. to be honest as well i've treated a couple of men pretty badly as well so it does work both ways

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Nah I think I will find one that can cook !!

Equal opps and all that

Cough cough, Trained as a chef when i left school Cough cough

Also a lesbian trapped in a mans body

Originally Posted by cuffy

Also a lesbian trapped in a mans body

I thought it was just me that suffered from that!! Maybe we should petition the .org for our own section!!

[yorkie_chris]

"A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."


(apart from the harley bit!!!!)

Originally Posted by Tara

i hear you i wasn't always a perfect little angel sorry for making out it always the guys fault i didn't mean it like that - i had a pretty rough time with a couple of exs thats all. to be honest as well i've treated a couple of men pretty badly as well so it does work both ways

Indeed, you never did say it, but I was just adding some balance so this doesn't turn into a man-bashing thread .. the man-hoe woman-hoe balance is now duly restored!!

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Well guys all I can say is I am turning LESBIAN !!!!

OMG after reading this thread I think I will stay by myself LOL he he he ......... I have a stash of batteries that never run out of go like you men !!!

Sounds a perfect plan