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Old 10-05-08, 04:49 PM   #41
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I thought it was just me that suffered from that!! Maybe we should petition the .org for our own section!!
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Old 10-05-08, 04:55 PM   #42
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Indeed, you never did say it, but I was just adding some balance so this doesn't turn into a man-bashing thread .. the man-hoe woman-hoe balance is now duly restored!!
I didnt make it a man bashing thread, notice the title "Partner", think you mean degraded it all by yourselves

On a serious not, I am with ya Tara. I have not had a good experience with men at all, the experiences got a bit better but not much LOL and it's not due to my none ability or willingness to cook!! It's due to me picking t**ts.

I know where there is one good one, just he not aware how much I like him so I am not bothering .... just incase he wants me for my cooking! I will save myself for my women
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Old 10-05-08, 05:00 PM   #43
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flirty flirty
Can anyone else not see these two NEED to get together!!?

Lets set some ground rules ...

Cuffy, will/would you treat Shell with the care and respect she deserves? ... Are you willing to cook for the lazy cow & yourself?!!? ...

Shell, are you prepared to keep on top of your topiary for Mr Cuffy?? ... Put out plenty and in a variety of ways?
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Old 10-05-08, 05:02 PM   #44
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Can anyone else not see these two NEED to get together!!?

Lets set some ground rules ...

Cuffy, will/would you treat Shell with the care and respect she deserves? ... Are you willing to cook for the lazy cow & yourself?!!? ...
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Shell, are you prepared to keep on top of your topiary for Mr Cuffy?? ... Put out plenty and in a variety of ways?
Whatever I answer here someone is gonna ask for pics ain't they LOL
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Old 10-05-08, 05:02 PM   #45
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I know where there is one good one, just he not aware how much I like him so I am not bothering .... just incase he wants me for my cooking!
Speak up then!!

Excuse me whilst I go to the "what winds you up thread"...

Seriously, if you like him, what have you got to loose by saying so? Us blokes are expected to do that every time, it'd be nice if a woman did the same!
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Old 10-05-08, 05:05 PM   #46
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Whatever I answer here someone is gonna ask for pics ain't they LOL
Cuff-dude, I don't see her anywhere in there telling me to poke it ... if you agree to your side of the terms and conditions, I think you are IN!!

p.s. Photos plz!!
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Old 10-05-08, 05:07 PM   #47
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Blue, simmer down. Cuffy is a gentleman, and as such, the more you push the more he'll shy away...

Funnily, it comes across that Shell is after a gentleman...

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Blue, simmer down. Cuffy is a gentleman, and as such, the more you push the more he'll shy away...

Funnily, it comes across that Shell is after a gentleman...

First one to sing the song about trees gets
Me thinks I should cancel my subscription with match.com this is far cheaper.








p.s I really don't go on Match.com !!!
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Old 10-05-08, 05:16 PM   #49
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cuffs dude ... she is all poised at the ready ... where have you gone?!?!?

The wife's prolly just got back ... god shell you are right, men are bar-stewards aren't they!!

Oh well, back to the lezbo idea!!
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p.s I really don't go on Match.com !!!
More of a loopylove.com person then?
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