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Old 11-08-08, 10:08 AM   #21
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If we cant have prayer rooms at football clubs because of religion, maybe we should ban all these south americans who do the sign of the cross everytime they run on the pitch.
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Old 11-08-08, 10:09 AM   #22
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Did you know women in some Islamic countries aren't allowed to buy cucumbers....because of the shape of them. Mentals!
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Old 11-08-08, 10:14 AM   #23
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Did you know women in some Islamic countries aren't allowed to buy cucumbers....because of the shape of them. Mentals!
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Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for imposing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.
They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed.
Most seriously, Sheikh al-Hayyes said: "I saw them slaughter a nine-year old boy like a sheep because his family didn't pledge allegiance to them."
Did someone just sell these guys £20billion of fighter planes?
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Old 11-08-08, 10:21 AM   #24
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Did someone just sell these guys £20billion of fighter planes?
Thats ok - they cant fly them because they were not invented in the time of the Prophet
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Old 11-08-08, 10:38 AM   #25
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Thats ok - they cant fly them because they were not invented in the time of the Prophet
The guys who make the rules don't need to obey them.... reminds me of a certain group of MPs.
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Old 11-08-08, 11:16 AM   #26
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Did you know women in some Islamic countries aren't allowed to buy cucumbers....because of the shape of them. Mentals!
More seriously, I think that you will also find that in some countries women are not allowed health care if it is provided by male Doctors, which causes problems when there is a shortage of female gynaecologists.
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Old 11-08-08, 11:39 AM   #27
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More seriously, I think that you will also find that in some countries women are not allowed health care if it is provided by male Doctors, which causes problems when there is a shortage of female gynaecologists.
There are muslim doctors here, in the UK; refusing to treat women/drunks/whoever takes their fancy...
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Old 11-08-08, 12:08 PM   #28
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There are muslim doctors here, in the UK; refusing to treat women/drunks/whoever takes their fancy...
Lets not go muslim ( Islam) bashing on this topic please, as for the above I think every doctor in their right mind has the opportunity to refuse to treat drunk and aggressive individuals male/female. And guess what they don't have to be a muslim! I have many friends in the medical professions who have refused treatment to people due to their aggressive or even racist remarks towards asian and non-asian doctors.
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Lets not go muslim ( Islam) bashing on this topic please,
Ohh but its such an EASY target

But you are right - although all that I think has happened is the anecdotes have just come out of the woodwork - if someone had mentioned Jewish I think it would have been the same.

Certainly my comment about the planes was just something that popped into my head and had no real thought or intent beyond to make people smile behind it.

As said I dont care who or what people "worship", just as long as it doesnt affect me or cost me money.....
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Lets not go muslim ( Islam) bashing on this topic please, as for the above I think every doctor in their right mind has the opportunity to refuse to treat drunk and aggressive individuals male/female. And guess what they don't have to be a muslim! I have many friends in the medical professions who have refused treatment to people due to their aggressive or even racist remarks towards asian and non-asian doctors.
It's not muslim bashing. We ARE allowed to use that word in a sentence without being accused of being racist/islamophobic/whatever tripe you like.

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