How to upset everyone at work

Originally Posted by krhall

Oh and earring? What's that about?

Was in Manchester last weekend. Wandering round Selfridges, spur of moment decided to get a stud in my left ear. So I did. Wifey did not like it. In the interests of peace at home, I took it out. It'll go back some time

Try a tongue-stud instead?

[quote=Ed;1769312]Really really simple and I never thought it would cause so much offence.

Take all the bins away

Ed, our office also implemented this change to the system and now we have recycling and waste bins at central locations around the office floors.

The first few days pleaple forgot that it happened, and were throwing there waste on the floors due to forgetting that the bins were removed - so the cleaners were even more p'd off to be adding to there workload.

So now they have an easy life of just emptying the central bins, a quick feather duster on the desks "great, not" - and a speedy hoover and there off.

Now we are all used to it, and quite welcome getting up and walking to these points to have a break.

Your office will come good in the end. Promise.

Originally Posted by Ed

Was in Manchester last weekend. Wandering round Selfridges, spur of moment decided to get a stud in my left ear. So I did. Wifey did not like it. In the interests of peace at home, I took it out. It'll go back some time

You rebel.

Originally Posted by Ed

Was in Manchester last weekend. Wandering round Selfridges, spur of moment decided to get a stud in my left ear. So I did. Wifey did not like it. In the interests of peace at home, I took it out. It'll go back some time

Good call mate - might have un-balanced the running being unevenly weighted and all that. Can't have you running around in circles!!

Originally Posted by slloyd

Ed, our office also implemented this change to the system and now we have recycling and waste bins at central locations around the office floors.

Never knew that so many peeps had done it already. Too early to tell but it looks better without unsightly bins all around

I can just here the workers at their coffee breaks......................

"Help, help I'm being repressed.................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI

Ed!! how dare you!!! making people WALK 5 steps to get to a bin!!!!

good for you, is a consequence of their own idleness/lazyness so it may make them realise thier errors!!, leaving confidential paperwork in a bin unshredded does not sound good. plus doing your bit for the environment

They took the bins (next to desks) away where I work too. We have really good recycling facilities and not having a bin makes you much more inclined to recycle.