How to stop people parking in front of your garage?

[dyzio]

Originally Posted by Sally

You live in Torry.

Couple of bottles of Bucky given to the local neds, tell them to pan the car in.
Think the guy will get the message.

All for the cost of 2 bottles of Bucky

Hehehe, normally I wouldn't hesitate, but if someone would see me... combine that with my nationality and now imagine the headlines

Put up your own sign such as http://www.parrs.co.uk/product-PARRS...Signs-E186.htm

[ethariel]

Would it be out of order to suggest buying a 99p waterpistol and a £2 bottle of DOT4 Brake fluid?

Originally Posted by ethariel

Would it be out of order to suggest buying a 99p waterpistol and a £2 bottle of DOT4 Brake fluid?

There was a woman that used to park her car at the bottom of my grans drive, my car lives there because there's not any room on ours any how she decided to park there one day that I was going out so i touched on and pushed the car across the road and then told them when I got back, she doesent park there any more she parks over her own drive.

Self adhesive label, with a nice strong adhesive, stuck on to the windscreen right in the drivers eyeline. A nice polite message like "Now **** off".

No damage but, with the right adhesive, very difficult and time consuming to remove.

[dyzio]

Hmm.. this was brought up earlier, not sure if I could be in done for them, especially on the windscreen.

How are these super sticky labels called?

You cant do it on the windscreen or front side windows mate, pretty sure it some form of offence to do with making the car undrivable by obscuring the drivers view. You are however allowed to put it on the back door windows.
I'm sure someone with more knowledge of scottish law will be along to correct me soon, but that is my understanding.
ALso as said before call police every time, taking photos of car in question. repeated calls gets action.

Write 'F off you b'stard' or similar mirrored, stick it on the rear window.

Then, when they're driving, they'll look in the rear view mirror, read the message, and be so surprised/confused that they'll drive into a petrol tanker full of nuns or something and die.

Originally Posted by Paws

*Quck de-rail*
Borrow Cos's (you know who i mean Bluewolf) im sure he would be more than willing

More than willing to do what..? Laugh hysterically before telling me to eff off..?

1st time: Polite note.

2nd time: Not so polite note.

3rd time: Dog Sh** under his door handles.

He'll not park there again!