Undercover in the Soho Massive - SV650.org

08-08-09, 08:23 AM

In Not-So-Secret-Policewoman style, I infiltrated the Soho Massive on a 'Friday-night-in-Frith-Street' meeting just to see what REALLY goes on.

The results of this investigation were, needless to say, quite shocking.

I would urge anyone with a low gag-reflex to refrain from viewing what is about to be unveiled and for those of you who are easily shocked, I must report that some of the photographs included in this report may be quite distressing.

Crazy Ambulance knee-down!

Arm crossing competition

Stay Back! You have been warned!!
I am armed with Red Bull and am high on caffeine!

Strange Nipple Tweaking Rituals are performed!

'Gerroooff my land......the girl can stay though!'

My disguise was foolproof, even my own kind had no idea!

Blissfully unaware, they went about their 'duties'

Having heard Bear is good at blowing, I provided some bubble-mix to see if this was indeed the case....it proved to be true!

Strange machines lined the street... none stranger than this!

Ok....maybe this one is stranger!

The steamy bikers fogged up my lens!

Sacrificial food was consumed...in strange ways!

Trying to remember the words of warning 'Dont struggle, he likes it when you struggle, its over so much more quickly if you pretend you are dead'

'He shall be declared 'The Horse' said the one known as 'Bear'

Hmmm those fingers are creeping upwards, aren't they..keep cool, pretend you don't notice! Note the expression of innocence on Bear's face!

The Molestor, becomes the Molestee!

Thanks guys we had a great time!

08-08-09, 11:19 AM

Erm, okay...why was there an ambulance?

Spiderman · 08-08-09, 11:24 AM

some great pics there Von, nice one. Make sure you cop that ambo mans knee down into the knee down thread in the photos section wont you

Pics really dont do Josh's bike justice do they?

Spiderman · 08-08-09, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdubya

Erm, okay...why was there an ambulance?

A required evil at Soho meets, they can get messy sometimes

Rorsach the Orger is Ambo Knee Down Man in real life.

08-08-09, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

Pics really dont do Josh's bike justice do they?

Not at all, seeing the horror in real life is just indescribable!
...and Josh seems such a nice guy too...whoda thought?

08-08-09, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Teese

Not at all, seeing the horror in real life is just indescribable!
...and Josh seems such a nice guy too...whoda thought?

Its always the quite ones eh

08-08-09, 01:23 PM

Some great pics with brilliant captions there Jen

The horse one made me laugh out loud

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Originally Posted by Von Teese

Not at all, seeing the beauty in real life is just indescribably brilliant!

I concur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Teese

...and Josh seems such a nice guy too...whoda thought?

That's one of those comments that make you think you're being complimented but then you think, hang on a sec... there's an insult in there too

haha

08-08-09, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by joshmac

Some great pics with brilliant captions there Jen

The horse one made me laugh out loud

I concur

That's one of those comments that make you think you're being complimented but then you think, hang on a sec... there's an insult in there too

haha

I LOVE YOU REALLY THOUGH!

08-08-09, 03:07 PM

someone needed to move the parking attendants on.....

good to see you all, might even bring the bike one day!

08-08-09, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Teese

I LOVE YOU REALLY THOUGH!

Pfft! Whatever

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Originally Posted by Rorshach

someone needed to move the parking attendants on.....

good to see you all, might even bring the bike one day!

Yeah you too. Not sure if you'd get all that bio-hazard decontamination stuff on the back of the bike though

08-08-09, 08:23 AM	#1
Von Teese Guest Posts: n/a	Undercover in the Soho Massive In Not-So-Secret-Policewoman style, I infiltrated the Soho Massive on a 'Friday-night-in-Frith-Street' meeting just to see what REALLY goes on. The results of this investigation were, needless to say, quite shocking. I would urge anyone with a low gag-reflex to refrain from viewing what is about to be unveiled and for those of you who are easily shocked, I must report that some of the photographs included in this report may be quite distressing. Crazy Ambulance knee-down! Arm crossing competition Stay Back! You have been warned!! I am armed with Red Bull and am high on caffeine! Strange Nipple Tweaking Rituals are performed! 'Gerroooff my land......the girl can stay though!' My disguise was foolproof, even my own kind had no idea! Blissfully unaware, they went about their 'duties' Having heard Bear is good at blowing, I provided some bubble-mix to see if this was indeed the case....it proved to be true! Strange machines lined the street... none stranger than this! Ok....maybe this one is stranger! The steamy bikers fogged up my lens! Sacrificial food was consumed...in strange ways! Trying to remember the words of warning 'Dont struggle, he likes it when you struggle, its over so much more quickly if you pretend you are dead' 'He shall be declared 'The Horse' said the one known as 'Bear' Hmmm those fingers are creeping upwards, aren't they..keep cool, pretend you don't notice! Note the expression of innocence on Bear's face! The Molestor, becomes the Molestee! Thanks guys we had a great time! Last edited by Von Teese; 08-08-09 at 08:26 AM.

08-08-09, 11:19 AM	#2
Jdubya Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Undercover in the Soho Massive Erm, okay...why was there an ambulance?

08-08-09, 11:24 AM	#3
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: Undercover in the Soho Massive some great pics there Von, nice one. Make sure you cop that ambo mans knee down into the knee down thread in the photos section wont you Pics really dont do Josh's bike justice do they? __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

08-08-09, 03:07 PM	#9
Rorshach Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Undercover in the Soho Massive someone needed to move the parking attendants on..... good to see you all, might even bring the bike one day!

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