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Old 16-08-11, 12:24 AM   #1
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Default Its official - Im 'special'....

Well, my kids are calling me a freak, but they're not playing nice!!

Yesterday I was in hospital having a third attempt at removing a particularly elusive, and painful, kidney stone, which thankfully this time they managed. However it came to light that im 'special' because I have two ureters on my right hand side! If theyd gone up the correct one then id never have known I was 'different' and the surgeon was most delighted and apparently took loads of pics to show his surgeon friends!! Just goes to show you never know whats going on inside..

And before some other org smart ar$e jumps in with it..... No, im not taking the pee...
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Old 16-08-11, 12:38 AM   #2
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So does this make you a hermaphrodite?
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Old 16-08-11, 01:16 AM   #3
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LOL
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Old 16-08-11, 05:49 AM   #4
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So does this make you a hermaphrodite?
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Erm,no, lol!!
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Old 16-08-11, 06:28 AM   #5
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So does this make you a hermaphrodite?
Ureters, not uteruses silly


Wow KJ, so how does it feel to be a medical pheomenon?! Were the doctors quick to find you a "donate your body to science" card?
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Old 16-08-11, 07:40 AM   #6
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So when you pee do you flood the bathroom to window level?
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Old 16-08-11, 07:44 AM   #7
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That explains everything

Glad they got it out at last KJ

Did they use that special tool on the Swiss Army Knife
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Old 16-08-11, 07:53 AM   #8
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Not a surgeon so just to clarify does that mean you've got 2 **** tubes?
And what do you mean "on your right hand side" are we meant to have one either side as it is?

Either way congrats, you gonna donate your body to medical science?
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Old 16-08-11, 07:58 AM   #9
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That explains everything

Glad they got it out at last KJ

Did they use that special tool on the Swiss Army Knife
Hah! No, it feels like they used a porcupine
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Old 16-08-11, 07:59 AM   #10
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Not a surgeon so just to clarify does that mean you've got 2 **** tubes?
And what do you mean "on your right hand side" are we meant to have one either side as it is?

Either way congrats, you gonna donate your body to medical science?
Its the tube that goes from your kidney to your bladder, so yes, one on each side!!
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