Women

[NTECUK]

Women do have the last word.
Only the other day my SO comes up with a things that happen 3+ years back ,
Never get in an argument with one.....

[Geodude]

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

Men.....know your place

The woman always has the final word


That is all

Yep women do have the final word but problem is we have normally not heard it as if the first few words dont include 'food, beer or jugs' we have stopped listening.

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Geodude

Yep women do have the final word but problem is we have normally not heard it as if the first few words dont include 'food, beer or jugs' we have stopped listening.

I suppose the rest of it sounds like this !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04

[Geodude]

Haha

[Jayneflakes]

If you can excuse the misandry, we women have to be tough because the men we date are often so weak willed, they cannot even meet our friends and avoid looking at their chests! Come on men, when your friends come round do we check out their packages and save the visual images up for later acts of onanism?

When dating a man, you have to take care of them, become a replacement mother figure and ensure that they know how the shower works! Do you know why women cannot meet a man who is clean, has nice skin, has manners and who wont check out our friends? Because he already has a boy friend.

I am telling you ladies, there is another way. Absolute celibacy suddenly looks more appealing!



Actually, I quite like my male friends who are also great fun and lovely people, but don't tell anyone!

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

If you can excuse the misandry, we women have to be tough because the men we date are often so weak willed, they cannot even meet our friends and avoid looking at their chests! Come on men, when your friends come round do we check out their packages and save the visual images up for later acts of onanism?

I know women who are just as bad (if not worse) than men in this respect!

If my woman met a man with a huge bulge half hanging out I'd expect her to look.

It's human nature, feral instincts, cant be helped, and not disrespectful in my opinion as it can go both ways!

Luckily me and my woman agree on this...

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Do you know why women cannot meet a man who is clean, has nice skin, has manners and who wont check out our friends? Because he already has a boy friend.

!

mmmmm, well Peg is an exceptionally clean, well groomed, nice skinned and mannerful bloke.........no wonder all his male friends love him

[Paul the 6th]

Woman are also not that intelligent: http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16199277 - a woman has set fire to herself whilst decanting petrol from one container to another at her home in York. She was transferring the fuel...... on top of her oven which was switched on.

Genuinely beyond me.

Anywho that's enough woman bashing for today. On monday we'll discuss the women who crash their cars whilst putting on makeup.

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

If you can excuse the misandry, we women have to be tough because the men we date are often so weak willed, they cannot even meet our friends and avoid looking at their chests! Come on men, when your friends come round do we check out their packages and save the visual images up for later acts of onanism?

To be fair, men are less likely to wear clothing that draws attention to said packages.

Plus, I'm quite tall - sometimes it just looks like I'm looking

I go to work in Speedo's only