There's probably no god...

Originally Posted by DanAbnormal

I thought there was no 'heaven' and 'hell' in the bible?

Originally Posted by Matthew 24:41

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.

Some interpretations of the bible read more like Jesus descended into Hell when he was buried & later was brought back due to resurection.

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Baph

Some interpretations of the bible read more like Jesus descended into Hell when he was buried & later was brought back due to resurection.

So actually all of religion is based on the prophets coming forward in time, buying 386's and completing "doom", then going back and writing about it.

Cool.

Its all lies I tell you...

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Grinch

Its all lies I tell you...

Perhaps you'd like a larger spoon to stir that with....

thats a good racing spoon

Why pray tell? I was there, I remember it all... bloody paparazzi and there lies.

*tsk* and if you ARE going to use a spoon, spellcheck first! :P

Tis the spoon of God.

Originally Posted by Grinch

I created you lot from left over cheese I had created earlier.

Jesus is my son after a all-nighter with Lucifier, for a anthropomorphic personification he sure can drink. Make one mistake and some fool starts writing books about it...

Anybody read "Satan: His Psychotherapy and Cure by the Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S.". Satan wanted to write a book as God "got all the press". Def. very funny. Book link below.

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/059514506X

My reason for not believing there is a god of any kind is that its too simple... If there is one thing Ive learnt from life, its NOT simple!

Just my 20p