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Old 08-06-06, 07:12 PM   #91
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I went to a naturist wedding once.


I WAS the best man.


As for the BBQ, watch those kebab skewers, you could have someones eye out.

Hear about the man who went to a naturist BBQ in the depths of winter? A woman asked if he'd like to slip into something cool, but he'd already got a chap on it.

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Old 08-06-06, 07:12 PM   #92
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Innuendo?

Which end is it in oh.



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Old 08-06-06, 07:20 PM   #93
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We are indeed a warm community of pervs. just look at the number of viewings since this thread started! I wonder if there will be cheese on the buffet?

BTW Ping has loitered for longer than could be reasoably be seen as just passing interest!
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Old 08-06-06, 07:37 PM   #94
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To me this smells a bit like the old "parents getting married" scam......
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Old 08-06-06, 07:39 PM   #95
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Quote:
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Innuendo?
Thought that was a brand of Italian suppository?
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Old 08-06-06, 07:46 PM   #96
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jimbo....just you wait until I post the pics then matey. Mind you I think the Mods shepherds crook will swiftly pull me from the stage and you will see me no more. We might have to do this by email

p.s. I know your just plugging for an invite.
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Old 08-06-06, 07:54 PM   #97
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make sure the pool is filled with ice, and dive in when required
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Old 08-06-06, 07:59 PM   #98
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You know before I started the thread I ran the idea by the Mod Police for clearance. The person in question was informed I was going to post about supporting my friends Summer BBQ/ball.

The Mod mentioned that due to the dress code there might be more than one ball requiring support on the day!

My mind is running amok with concerns. At a naturist gathering such as this, might be best to remain upstanding? I mean if one sits down there is the possibility of several problem as indicated below:

1. When one rises again, one's cheeks might be a tadge red...a rather embarassing situation and there for all to see?

2.Depending upon the material of any seating and the temperatures here now, one false movement when seated could cause rather embarassing though, innocent noises to be emitted? How can that be avoided?

3.If some of the food on offer is of a rather rich nature would it be best to hold in one's cheeks for the duration?

4.If I decide to remain upright all night, is that likely to be tireing? As always your guidance will be greatly appreciated.
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Old 08-06-06, 08:22 PM   #100
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BB...Sorry to offend your sensibilites, but just trying to be practical here.
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