Nudist BBQ.* UPDATED*

Originally Posted by Razor

Wax on, wax off. Hey, PH make sure you get a recording of your screams, I could play them for the girls in my coven

Coven?

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Amanda...You have obviously studied this subject rather closely? I tell you if I get in that pool I will be swimming big circles baby!

Just like a shark

Amanda....Well you know....I dont like to brag! :P

Hot Dang but dont that waxxing business sting! Thought my pal Amanda would have given me a touch of warning. Jeez when does it stop burning? And my err hum under carriage feels like it's on fire!

Tell me once waxed you never have to endure it again?Pleeease? You know that girl doing my err hum more sensitive bits appeared to be taking far too much pleasure on hearing my groans and whimpers than could have been reasonably expected? B+tch! And heavens above when she was doing my well.....(struggles to do this diplomatically) rear eye.....she yanked that wax off with some relish I tell yer! OMG!

Now i know you're taking the **** ......

Jimbo..I just wish I could see your face when I post some pics on Monday.

And I'm sure jimbo is wishing the only part of you he sees is your face!

Originally Posted by UlsterSV

And I'm sure jimbo is wishing the only part of you he sees is your face!

UlsterSV 2 - 0 Peter Henry

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Tell me once waxed you never have to endure it again?Pleeease?

Probably 3-4 weeks before re-growth, if you don't exfoliate properly you'll have ingrown hairs to deal with. Ingrown hairs around your exhaust port can get infected and require medical attention. I suggest a pre-emptive appointment with your proctologist

[Biker Biggles]

Exfoliate?I thought that was something trees did after a good dose of agent orange from uncle sam.What you need is to depopulate.