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Old 18-11-07, 02:21 PM   #11
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PMSL.

Jessica, do you have any idea what you will have just done to 90% of the male members of Org?

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Old 18-11-07, 02:22 PM   #12
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thats going straight into my private collection
anybody got a tissue?
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Old 18-11-07, 02:26 PM   #13
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Just as i was begining to think "this thread is useless without pics" along comes the fabulous Jax and brightens it up for me.

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Old 18-11-07, 02:29 PM   #14
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Old 18-11-07, 02:32 PM   #15
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thats going straight into my private collection
anybody got a tissue?
Too late mate, the spittle dried on me chin , then got removed later by the copious amounts of personal vomiting, caused by over-indulgence of alcohol...

...or was that tissue not meant to blot my mug?


Nah, seriously... what is it with you guys that makes you go all unecessary when you see girlies kiss? Grinch just laughed at us...
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Old 18-11-07, 02:50 PM   #16
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Oh, yeah... THAT... Lol... Well, I admit to having a small glass of sweet sherry that night, so my sensibilities were a tad impaired.

That's moi on the left, and socommk23's lovely lady, Lisa on the right. Shocking behaviour. (That's also socommk23 LAUGHING in the background).


And that's socommk23's THUMB raised too... shocking. I apologise.
Perfect example of boner inducing lesbo action (even better as you know both girls really like a bit of meat and just having fun) ...

and after that I bet you didn't buy a drink for the rest of the night?!!? if so case closed!!

BTW I have met Lissa ... she doesn't like me very much as I made her get up at <10am once!!!
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Old 18-11-07, 02:56 PM   #17
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Perfect example of boner inducing lesbo action (even better as you know both girls really like a bit of meat and just having fun) ...
It was a dare... you're right.

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and after that I bet you didn't buy a drink for the rest of the night?!!? if so case closed!!
Actually, we BOTH did...

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BTW I have met Lissa ... she doesn't like me very much as I made her get up at <10am once!!!
Ooh, you big meanie!!
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Old 18-11-07, 03:03 PM   #18
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BTW I have met Lissa ... she doesn't like me very much as I made her get up at <10am once!!!
i would have yet her have another 5 mins b4 kicking her out of bed
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Old 18-11-07, 03:07 PM   #19
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Actually, we BOTH did...
Ooh, you big meanie!!
Perhaps you should have both got ya baps out too!!?!?! ... mibbie thrown a bit of baby oil (or mud) into the mix!!!???

Grinch and Russ could have probably retired if they had had a whipround the pub for that punters to see that one?!?!
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i would have yet her have another 5 mins b4 kicking her out of bed
I didn't have any say in that ... socommk23 evidently needed chauffeuring and Lissa was his chauffeur ... I was actually completely innocent (for once!! ).
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