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Old 01-02-08, 08:10 PM   #11
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Default Re: Will anything change now I'm 40?

i turned 40 last year and have adopted a dont give a toss attitude (moreso than before) life does begin at 40 i think. have a great one
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Old 01-02-08, 08:33 PM   #12
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So, what'll change now I'm 40?
....you'll die sooner
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Old 01-02-08, 09:21 PM   #13
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Strange hairs start growing out of your chin


ooops sorry you're a chap - guess that happened some time ago.

oooops x2 - just admitted to a hairy chin - bugger
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Old 01-02-08, 09:24 PM   #14
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You will start getting larger in places you wont like much.
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Old 01-02-08, 09:34 PM   #15
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Strange hairs start growing out of your chin


ooops sorry you're a chap - guess that happened some time ago.

oooops x2 - just admitted to a hairy chin - bugger
Thats not just me then?!

<hunts around for the tweezers>

Hippy bathday btw!!
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Old 01-02-08, 09:40 PM   #16
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So, what happened when I was 40?
My wife left me after 20 years of marriage, she robbed me of £37000, had to sell my 3 Bed Detached Corner plot house (with separate garage) to live in a 2 up 2 down Terraced House, had no money in the Bank (£1500 overdrawn) and 3 kids to support.
Guess What?????? Best year of my life. Everything went uphill from there. My kids are now grown up, but still live with me. The only money I owe is my mortgage, everything else is paid for, so it did me the world of good.
Life is still not perfect, I don't have a partner, but it is not far off being perfect.
So becoming 40 aint that bad
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Old 01-02-08, 10:23 PM   #17
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Your willy will fall off
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Old 01-02-08, 10:23 PM   #18
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You have a good excuse for riding slowly, works for me anyway as I ride slower than a slow thing on slow pills whilst sedated. I overtook a cyclist the other day, was brilliant!

Seriously though, that was the year that I returned to bikes. The best time of my life. Enjoy your second wind
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Old 01-02-08, 11:38 PM   #19
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You'll stop worrying about being 40.

Ear hairs start to go dark. Electrolysis is the answer
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Old 02-02-08, 06:18 AM   #20
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Your willy will fall off

And you won't care. Plus your house will start smelling of pee.

Happy birthday!
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