Naff xmas cracker jokes

"How do you get rid of a boomerang?"

Throw it down a one-way street.

Very poor I tell thee!


One joke i do like is:

"what do deaf fish wear"
herring aids

Who delivers christmas presents to sharks?...................santa jaws

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

well someone had to ask....come on what was your worst??
..or best

one of mine was



what do you get when you cross a fish and two elephants?

...swimming trunks

well me and my 7 yr old thought it were funny

It got that one in my cracker. Must have been the same make crackers. I think that ours were from Asda.

[dizzyblonde]

why do birds fly south for winter??

Because its too far to walk

What do you call a fish with no eye?...............A fsh

Originally Posted by FG1

I have to admit that "The Strasse" is the best out there atm.

On Topic,

What do snails use to keep their shells shiny??

They use nail varnish........

Should that not be snail varnish?

[lazymanc]

This one wasn't in a cracker but it's almost as bad:

Why should you never buy Russian underpants?

Cause cher-nob-yl fall-out

Originally Posted by FG1

I have to admit that "The Strasse" is the best out there atm.

On Topic,

What do snails use to keep their shells shiny??

They use nail varnish........

Isn't that supposed to be Snail Varnish????

[dizzyblonde]

What do you call a sick crocodile?

an illigator