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Old 23-07-09, 12:12 PM   #11
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Old 23-07-09, 01:18 PM   #12
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VT if you find it , can i have a copy? my current tea bi*ch needs a check list..
Of course, can't be letting standards slip now! Its hard to find a good tea b'yach these days!
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Old 23-07-09, 03:02 PM   #13
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Old 23-07-09, 03:57 PM   #14
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dont be silly mate...

...everyone knows theres no such thing
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Old 23-07-09, 05:33 PM   #15
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I found the teamaking notes, unfortunately..8 pages long!
Anyone wants a copy PM me! lol
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Old 24-07-09, 12:39 AM   #16
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I found the teamaking notes, unfortunately..8 pages long!
Anyone wants a copy PM me! lol
Would that be the 8 page page long white note per chance

I did have it being a rookie it was sent to us sigh, I hate the dam stuff as it...

Guess what me being 140lbs, (fully fit) dark hair, quite well built it normallay goes if he runs you will get him right? Well its either me or the porker next to me, who da ya think is faster? I haven't lost one either yet.
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Old 24-07-09, 12:44 AM   #17
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muchas gracias! PM'd btw

BT ,three and a half tonnes of what ever your driving stops 'em too lol
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Old 24-07-09, 12:47 AM   #18
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muchas gracias! PM'd btw

BT ,three and a half tonnes of what ever your driving stops 'em too lol
Yes it does...
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Old 24-07-09, 05:36 AM   #19
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The art of being the tea B**ch is an old tradition often not implemented due to not wanting to upset the FNG (F**king New Guy/Girl).

But everyone starts at the bottom and works the way up, after 12 yrs of military service, and then changing jobs, I am a tea b**ch to ppl younger than me, but thats life. Soon I will have my own tea b**ch to abuse. (Sorry its now called character building)
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Old 24-07-09, 06:20 AM   #20
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Emailed as requested!

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