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View Poll Results: What would happen if I "accidentally" smothered my housemate?
You'd go down for murder! 3 30.00%
Surely this would only be manslaughter! 2 20.00%
Awarded a medal for taking scum out of circulation! 5 50.00%
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Old 28-07-09, 03:23 PM   #11
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ware gloves to small for you.. if oj can get off with it...
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Old 28-07-09, 03:23 PM   #12
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As long as you were prepared to stand in court and saw it was auto erotic asphixiation(sp) and you were in a relationship youd probably manage a death by mis adventure verdict.
Thats probally the best idea so far Though I'm not reposniable for any mess made!

I need to have word with my housemate, she has done feck all for 2 weeks sigh. Mummy used to look after here, I can't stand lazy, dirty, untidy ppl I can never understand why some ppl have troubale wiping their own ass let own even attempt being an adult.
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Old 28-07-09, 03:24 PM   #13
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I need to have word with my housemate, she has done feck all for 2 weeks sigh. Mummy used to look after here, I can't stand lazy, dirty, untidy ppl I can never understand why some ppl have troubale wiping their own ass let own even attempt being an adult.
You issed out the main deciding factor there...

Is she hot?
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Old 28-07-09, 03:25 PM   #14
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ware gloves to small for you.. if oj can get off with it...
Yeah, then get caught, hire a dream team of lawyers, get off with it ad then write a book called ''but what if I did do it ? ''
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Old 28-07-09, 03:27 PM   #15
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send the lads round....serioulsy rough the **** up a bit... that'll learn his sorry ass.
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Old 28-07-09, 03:31 PM   #16
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send the lads round....serioulsy rough the **** up a bit... that'll learn his sorry ass.
Well Im needing a deposit for a new bike so, you know, call me, ok ? know what I mean , mate
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Old 28-07-09, 03:32 PM   #17
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You issed out the main deciding factor there...

Is she hot?
Yes, but not my type...if I was to be with her they would a new tree in the garden in less than a year.
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Old 28-07-09, 04:23 PM   #18
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Cheers guys, given me a few laughs which has helped with the overwhelming urge to put his body through a mincer and feed him to his girlfriend in cottage pies over the next few months.
Do it the way they did it in 'Snatch' and feed his chopped up body parts to hungry pigs, leaving no trace
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Old 28-07-09, 04:47 PM   #19
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Yes, but not my type...if I was to be with her they would a new tree in the garden in less than a year.
She fond of trees? Some kind of hippy beat-nick?











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Old 28-07-09, 04:52 PM   #20
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get a new housemate and move him to the couch for the 30 days...else chuck his stuff into the garage and say he has to move out asap
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