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what you need to learn mate is something called "dry cleaning" . do it well, and people wont even know your there unless you want them to.
examples; 1) check out that must have bargin in the window, but use the glass as a mirror. 2) make that important phone call 3) tie you shoe lace loads more....but i aint giving away ALL my secrets...lol or as the poster above says ...let 'em know . groovy baby! Last edited by Rorshach; 03-08-09 at 08:53 PM. |
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Just get older - you won't give a monkeys when you get caught looking.
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One quick glance then close your eye's and picture what you have seen. The less time you spend looking the better. Also remember your face tells a thousand lies
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The secret is revealed in "The Ugly Truth"
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Its strange isnt it, i followed a girl the other day in my local tescos just glanced at her bum and also noticed her tatto on her lower back, i also thought hmm nice, walking to may car i see her again but coming towards me, we both make eye contact, i smiled, she smiled back, so i blurted "Do i know you from somewhere?"
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you get board of looking at t!ts when your my hight..
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I went to a martial arts class in Plymouth years ago, taught by an ex marine named Dusty and his thing was that you had to pick up the intention of what other people were thinking. However it is just possible that he was mad!
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mmmmmm......mammoth and ferns!
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on the knowing thing - we just know. we always know. dont try and understand, accept it and move on, just cos you wanna be able to do it yourself so you know when you're in with a chance :P |
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And the child bearing hips thing is just the caveman in us, its a good thing and has nothing to do with the size of your bum ![]()
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