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Old 03-08-09, 08:52 PM   #11
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what you need to learn mate is something called "dry cleaning" . do it well, and people wont even know your there unless you want them to.

examples;

1) check out that must have bargin in the window, but use the glass as a mirror.
2) make that important phone call
3) tie you shoe lace

loads more....but i aint giving away ALL my secrets...lol

or as the poster above says ...let 'em know . groovy baby!

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Old 03-08-09, 08:55 PM   #12
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Just get older - you won't give a monkeys when you get caught looking.
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Old 03-08-09, 09:48 PM   #13
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One quick glance then close your eye's and picture what you have seen. The less time you spend looking the better. Also remember your face tells a thousand lies
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Old 03-08-09, 09:51 PM   #14
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The secret is revealed in "The Ugly Truth"


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Old 03-08-09, 10:27 PM   #15
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Its strange isnt it, i followed a girl the other day in my local tescos just glanced at her bum and also noticed her tatto on her lower back, i also thought hmm nice, walking to may car i see her again but coming towards me, we both make eye contact, i smiled, she smiled back, so i blurted "Do i know you from somewhere?" we used to go to school together (I knew that any way but i'd feel like a prat if i said hi like i knew her) so i asked how she was and she answered the asked me, after my reply i just said see ya, so she probably just thinks im a wierdo now but at least she doesnt think im a perve

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Old 03-08-09, 11:18 PM   #16
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you get board of looking at t!ts when your my hight..
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Old 03-08-09, 11:28 PM   #17
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I went to a martial arts class in Plymouth years ago, taught by an ex marine named Dusty and his thing was that you had to pick up the intention of what other people were thinking. However it is just possible that he was mad!

As for picking up a guys thoughts, we have had to learn what you lot are thinking ever since you dragged our great great great great ... great great great Grandmothers back to your caves for a romantic dinner of raw Mammoth and ferns!

We have had some practice...
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Old 03-08-09, 11:32 PM   #18
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mmmmmm......mammoth and ferns!
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Old 03-08-09, 11:48 PM   #19
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Y...in front of me there is a pretty lady. For one whole second, and not more than that, I think, "Wow, she's pretty. She's got child bearing hips".
what is it with this?! i've been told that about 15 times and what does it mean? am i more attractive to men because i could easily bear their children?!?!?!?!!? or are people trying to tell me i have a big bum? [/rant]

on the knowing thing - we just know. we always know. dont try and understand, accept it and move on, just cos you wanna be able to do it yourself so you know when you're in with a chance :P
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Old 03-08-09, 11:54 PM   #20
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just cos you wanna be able to do it yourself so you know when you're in with a chance :P
Yup, so start spilling the beans will ya!

And the child bearing hips thing is just the caveman in us, its a good thing and has nothing to do with the size of your bum
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