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Old 20-08-09, 01:32 PM   #11
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Fancied a bit of fish for dinner tonight. So on the wife's shopping list I add fresh haddock or cod.


she has just phoned me, I have got you some fresh smoked cod.


No you haven't.


She doesn't want a repeat of when she came home with "black halibut" when I wanted halibut and I made her take it back and ask for real halibut. Our local fishmonger must see her coming a mile away

But then you did send her out knowing you might have a repeat of the halibut incident, so in essence you naturally asked her knowing the possibility of it happening again would be quite high.
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Old 20-08-09, 01:40 PM   #12
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No, I had assumed (yes I know it is the mother of all cockups) that she would have learned by her previous mistake. If he tries to sell you something different to what you have asked for. Tell him no thanks.
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Old 20-08-09, 02:34 PM   #13
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Would suggest you give your wife a break and go out and buy your own fish...
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Old 20-08-09, 02:42 PM   #14
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She likes shopping, why should I spoil her fun.
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Old 20-08-09, 02:45 PM   #15
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She likes shopping, why should I spoil her fun.
Just enjoy your Smoked cod this evening and next time you fancy fresh cod or haddock ask her for smoked cod and she might come back with what you actually want
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Old 20-08-09, 03:07 PM   #16
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Bless her, she did come back with some nice stinky blue cheese for me.
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Old 20-08-09, 03:10 PM   #17
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Bless her, she did come back with some nice stinky blue cheese for me.
but which stinky cheese?

Stilton, Danish Blue? Mature stilton? Rochefort...now that is stinkyyyyy, or something a little diffferent
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Old 20-08-09, 03:19 PM   #18
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Now I normally like my Stilton. With a large vintage port of course.

However, a friend supplied me with a big lump of blackstick blue 2 weeks a go and that was very nice.


Todays present from the wife was Cashel blue, I have just had a quick taste. she is forgiven
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Old 20-08-09, 03:26 PM   #19
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ahhhhh quite the connoisseur then Mr Wilk....can't say I've tried that, can pretty much say I've tried all the cheese in the land, many many moons ago I ran the the deli in Tesco, so had lots of time to sneak a taster when nobody was looking


shuffles off in search of nice sounding stinky cheeze.
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Smoke me a kipper.Ill be back for breakfast.
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