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some great replies - VT - im a little confused by yours ..can you explain it somemore and are there any pix ?

Originally Posted by pete m

some great replies - VT - im a little confused by yours ..can you explain it somemore and are there any pix ?

Well I was response driving for the Detective on the night crime car one weekend in an unmarked but blue light vehicle.

We got called to the hospital in relation to a male who was reporting that he had been sexually assaulted and that 'they' had left 'something' up his bottom.

When I checked his details on the Police National Computer he had reported a similar 'event' in another county a year ago.

I sent 2 officers to his home address while I questioned him. I was called to look at the X-Ray by hospital staff.....need I say more, I mean, have you seen the size of a pint glass (it was upside down and therefore empty inside him but it was missing a piece)

The other officers called me on my radio and told me that there was no forced entry to his accomodation and there was a large tub of butter next to his bed and a few 'items' which had been 'used'

Also in the toilet there was a pair of pliers and the missing piece of glass...

Long story short he admitted to having some 'bottom fun' on his own and dropped the assault complaint!

Hope that helps

Oh and fortunately no pictures! I looked at that X ray and thought 'well this is it...NOW I've seen EVERYTHING!'

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

Long story short he admitted to having some 'bottom fun' on his own and dropped the assault complaint!

It takes a lot to horrify me, but that does. What would have happened had the glass shattered? I think about these things way too much. Thanks VT, you are an absolute legend, no wonder we love you so much.

Originally Posted by hovis

my mate cut one off his balls off cos england beat wales in rugby, as a bet.

he strolled off to the toilets, came back and plopped it into someones pint

I find that hard to believe

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

I find that hard to believe

its true, honest

google it (im in work so probably cant find owt)

it happened in a pub in sengenydd,

Originally Posted by Von Teese

I saw a guy who shoved a pint glass up his rectum (sent to the job at the hospital as he claimed someone else had done it, turned out it was himself), nothing suprises me anymore!

Had it smashed?

again

The wife of a guy I used to work with was a doctor and she said you'd be amazed at A: the number of people who came in with something shoved up their bum and B: some of the things that people shoved up there! She also said that 99% of them claimed that they had just come out the shower, fell over and sat on *insert phallic household item of choice* (pun intended )

[Drew Carey]

Hovis is correct......I had heard it in the news when it occured.....here is one news story of it....

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/rugbyna...name_page.html

Originally Posted by Drew Carey

Hovis is correct......I had heard it in the news when it occured.....here is one news story of it....

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/rugbyna...name_page.html

At least he kindly removed himself from the gene pool

Yes just to clarify, he had tried to remove it himself, used pliers in the toilet.

It didnt quite go to plan and he broke a huge chunk off the glass off the lip of the glass, cut himself on the way out, hence the hospital visit with a bleeding bottom, hence the glass and pliers in the loo at his home address.


He should have stuck to the rake handle and the other items he was using earlier before the pint glass, but some people just have to push the limits (excuse the pun!)

If you think that is bad, I won't tell you what he did the following week, only found that out yesterday when I was talking to a colleague about this incident

[hindle8907]

i dont know why but i want to know !! what lol did he do !! lol