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20-03-10, 02:26 PM

good man, goood man ,first sign of a good night that ,followed by flashbacks of antics not initially remembered
lime cordule straight followed by a cig and a proper coffee hth

20-03-10, 03:45 PM

just spark up a few fags and eat some fish nd chips or get back on the drink?

G · 20-03-10, 03:50 PM

Hell I eat kebabs without a hint of alcohol in sight. Love em me.

20-03-10, 04:11 PM

A nicely made mixed (chicken and doner) with tomatos, olives, a little bit of lettuce, and some nice garlic sauce... served on a naan (not pitta!) is indeed yummy even if not drunk.

Bri w · 20-03-10, 10:28 PM

Mrs B swapped shifts tonight so i kicked off at 4:00pm. Came home to change into the pink off the shoulder frock and back out with the lads.

Killed the kebab mouth with Guinness but worried about what the morning will bring - at daughter no2 for a mega lunch...

CheGuevara · 20-03-10, 10:47 PM

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. My ounce of prevention was seeing the new donner meat on the skewer before it had any lovely roasted look. The largest Oscar Mayer weiner you ever saw (aside from the weiner-car) and obviously lips and ar5eholes from over 10 paces.

Throw in a few google searches on donner "meat" and how little of it has to actually be what we would normally consider meat... and suddenly a Subway veggie is looking like a pretty good option. Or maybe just chips - at least a potato is still a potato.

20-03-10, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bri w

my mouth still tastes like I've feasted on dead rat.

That's because you probably have

21-03-10, 01:03 AM

One of those skewers costs about £25. Dirt cheap - the clue is in the name! Tastes good though, even though they're made from goats genitals. A good fry-up should shove it down a bit!

21-03-10, 03:02 AM

real kebabs!
As for doners, who cares what in 'em, with chilli sauce and garlic, some salad = pretty nice meal.
The cure for the acute kebab mouth - loads of fizzy drink to wash it away, and an electric tooth brush to the tongue and hard palate.

Richie · 21-03-10, 07:55 AM

The only reason why a squaddie buys a Kebab whilst in a drunken state is the magical properties of finding your way home...
Kabab compasses rule.

20-03-10, 02:26 PM	#11
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. good man, goood man ,first sign of a good night that ,followed by flashbacks of antics not initially remembered lime cordule straight followed by a cig and a proper coffee hth

20-03-10, 03:45 PM	#12
BanditPat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. just spark up a few fags and eat some fish nd chips or get back on the drink?

20-03-10, 03:50 PM	#13
G Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,770	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. Hell I eat kebabs without a hint of alcohol in sight. Love em me.

20-03-10, 04:11 PM	#14
metalangel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. A nicely made mixed (chicken and doner) with tomatos, olives, a little bit of lettuce, and some nice garlic sauce... served on a naan (not pitta!) is indeed yummy even if not drunk.

20-03-10, 10:28 PM	#15
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. Mrs B swapped shifts tonight so i kicked off at 4:00pm. Came home to change into the pink off the shoulder frock and back out with the lads. Killed the kebab mouth with Guinness but worried about what the morning will bring - at daughter no2 for a mega lunch... __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

20-03-10, 10:47 PM	#16
CheGuevara Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 478	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. My ounce of prevention was seeing the new donner meat on the skewer before it had any lovely roasted look. The largest Oscar Mayer weiner you ever saw (aside from the weiner-car) and obviously lips and ar5eholes from over 10 paces. Throw in a few google searches on donner "meat" and how little of it has to actually be what we would normally consider meat... and suddenly a Subway veggie is looking like a pretty good option. Or maybe just chips - at least a potato is still a potato. __________________ - K9 SV650S: Hel brake lines, carbon end can - SZR660: The project... - K5 SV650S: K7 GSXR750 front end, ZX6RR shock, GB Moto rearsets, Hel brake lines, Renthal risers, Tuono bars, V-Rod headlamp, "JMV" belly pan ~SOLD~ (wonder where it is now)

21-03-10, 01:03 AM	#18
carternd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. One of those skewers costs about £25. Dirt cheap - the clue is in the name! Tastes good though, even though they're made from goats genitals. A good fry-up should shove it down a bit!

21-03-10, 03:02 AM	#19
thulfi Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. real kebabs! As for doners, who cares what in 'em, with chilli sauce and garlic, some salad = pretty nice meal. The cure for the acute kebab mouth - loads of fizzy drink to wash it away, and an electric tooth brush to the tongue and hard palate.

21-03-10, 07:55 AM	#20
Richie fantabulas Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Nr Durham Posts: 4,940	Re: Acute Kebab Mouth.. The only reason why a squaddie buys a Kebab whilst in a drunken state is the magical properties of finding your way home... Kabab compasses rule. __________________ My Flickr photos

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