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Old 08-07-10, 10:24 AM   #11
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What a complete and utter tosser.
Tell him to f*ck off
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Old 08-07-10, 10:25 AM   #12
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eBay can be a funny place sometimes.
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Old 08-07-10, 10:48 AM   #13
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which is why my personal ebay returns policy is set to "this seller does not accept returns"

guy sounds like a cockhead maybe?
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Old 08-07-10, 12:02 PM   #14
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ebay is full of blaggers, always has been, but now there are more of them
It's only a natural consequence...

You see, at first, zee internets was for people who had a little more brain than others, as they could wrap their brains easier around the whole thing.. However,
as time has passed the ones with slower brains caught up..

Given that the ratio smarter persons / dumber persons is rather small, as time will pass, the internet will come to better reflect this ratio, kinda like what the real world is doing right now
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Old 08-07-10, 01:39 PM   #15
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tell him to stick it on ebay..some bandit owner will come along and buy it from him
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Old 08-07-10, 01:52 PM   #16
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You see, at first, zee internets was for people who had a little more brain than others, as they could wrap their brains easier around the whole thing.. However,
as time has passed the ones with slower brains caught up..

Given that the ratio smarter persons / dumber persons is rather small, as time will pass, the internet will come to better reflect this ratio, kinda like what the real world is doing right now
Kinda like the buffalo theory..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers
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Old 08-07-10, 02:08 PM   #17
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cheers stretchie.. I always wondered why such meaningful debates happen after a few beers
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Old 08-07-10, 02:21 PM   #18
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It's my pleasure, I like to do my bit for the greater good, I consider it a public service anouncement
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Old 08-07-10, 02:25 PM   #19
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If it was advertised as being for a Gixxer, then the poor fool hasn't got a leg to stand on & he needs to get a grip
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Old 31-08-10, 01:43 PM   #20
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And we're off again!

Bloke buys an engine for the 600 off me over 8 WEEKS ago and has finally got off his butt to fit it. And He swears it doesn't fit.

Well, Its a 600 K3 engine and it came out of a K1 frame so I can pretty much confirm that it does... as long as you have a K1 to K3 bike. It was advertised as a K1-K3 engine.

Turns out He has the Y model. Now if I'd have advertised it as a Y model engine Hed have a case for getting his money back. I even delivered it to Wakefield for him! But I didn't... I advertised as a K1-K3 engine... and its my fault it doesn't fit!

He even said he'd asked for the othert one (I have two for sale) when I arrived with it. I happeened to have his Sale printed off with me and it clearly stated he bough the one I'd brough.

Jesus wept!

I've also got the other bloke in a panic and wanting his money back for the Wheels that Parcel force turned into Crisps. He refuses to understand that They have to be inspected at HIS house [by Parcelfarce] with the packaging before anything can happen and that he's not supposed to return them until this happens.

Sometimes I really despare. Is it just me they target?

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