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Old 09-08-10, 10:26 PM   #11
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ohh segal can fight but he milks it to much and i dont think hes as good as he "thinks" he is

and i think jackie just likes to take his films a little less serious
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Old 09-08-10, 10:30 PM   #12
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For a truely awesome show of Martial Arts I'll point you in the direction of Donnie Yen.
If you haven't seen IP Man, I recommend you watch it. Its the life story of Yip Man, the bloke who eventually mentored Bruce Lee. Now this bloke really can kick butt.
Just seen Ip Man 2, bloody fantastic.

Jackie takes a lot of films seriously, I have seen several more serious ones that the usual comedic ones he does. But then I am a massive fan of asian cinema.
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Old 09-08-10, 10:37 PM   #13
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ohh segal can fight but he milks it to much and i dont think hes as good as he "thinks" he is
You going to tell him?
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Old 09-08-10, 11:00 PM   #14
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yeh can do, whats he going to do ?

i can see it now, segal, police officer/actor/marital arts bloke assaults 18 year old lad for saying hes a bit cr*p

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Old 10-08-10, 09:37 AM   #15
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ohh segal can fight but he milks it to much and i dont think hes as good as he "thinks" he is
thats becuase he doesn't think...

He knows...

Segal is a guy you wouldn't want to mess with. Chan looks good, light on feet, a true martial arts guy. Segal has not the finesse, but has the power instead. You wouldn't want to try it.
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Old 10-08-10, 09:59 AM   #16
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i can see it now, segal, police officer/actor/marital arts bloke assaults 18 year old lad for saying hes a bit cr*p
i'd pay to see that
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Old 10-08-10, 12:18 PM   #17
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thats becuase he doesn't think...

He knows...

Segal is a guy you wouldn't want to mess with. Chan looks good, light on feet, a true martial arts guy. Segal has not the finesse, but has the power instead. You wouldn't want to try it.
whats the point in having power and not the fitness ? sure you can punch hard but theres no point if you cant hit your opponent because he can move twice as fast.

Vandam is almost perfectly in the middle with power and fitness/speed but im not sure how well he can actually fight.
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Old 10-08-10, 12:35 PM   #18
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Van Damme was meant to have taken on 5 guys in a club one night and flattened them, but then again he was apparantly sparked out by a member of HAMC.

Bruce Lee was by all accounts a bit of a hooligan in HK before he came to the US.

Power isn't everything, I used to be a punchbag (playing) for one of my exes who was into martial arts, believe me the accumulation of kicks and punches is as bad as a one punch KO.

Look at boxing, you get a load of fighters who are one punch KO men, who get stopped themselves by a fighter who lands a lot more leather.
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Old 10-08-10, 01:45 PM   #19
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forget all this van damme/seagal nonsense

there's only one guy guaranteed to stomp the ever loving daylights out of all opponents


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whats the point in having power and not the fitness ? sure you can punch hard but theres no point if you cant hit your opponent because he can move twice as fast.

Vandam is almost perfectly in the middle with power and fitness/speed but im not sure how well he can actually fight.
The word you misread was "finesse" not "fitness". Go look it up in the dictionary.
Seagal was a CIA bodyguard before starting ( and I use this term loosely) acting and he's been the Assistant Chief of Police in his hometown for the last ten years. Jet Li is nails, as is Jacky Chan, but to be honest, I wouldn't want to get clapped by any of them.
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