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Old 06-10-10, 10:57 AM   #11
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Yeah broken nose was uncalled for. Tsk Tsk. you forgot legs, arms, fingers, toes with bolt cutters,

mirror, cracks to fairing, pegs and clip on
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Old 06-10-10, 10:58 AM   #12
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Yeah broken nose was uncalled for. Tsk Tsk. you forgot legs, arms, fingers, toes with bolt cutters,

mirror, cracks to fairing, pegs and clip on
*watches with great interest*
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Old 06-10-10, 11:02 AM   #13
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OMFG some people really need to get bloody laid.

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Yeah broken nose was uncalled for. Tsk Tsk. you forgot legs, arms, fingers, toes with bolt cutters,

mirror, cracks to fairing, pegs and clip on
I was only assuming minor damage, but you're right if its seriously knackered then further suffering must be induced.
The clear alternative to violence is special trouser kisses, if she provides those then I think you'll agree, all will be forgiven.
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Old 06-10-10, 11:05 AM   #14
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Nothing wrong with a bit of in retaliation for bike damage... only fair...
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Old 06-10-10, 11:05 AM   #15
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Careful they may track us down and give us hippy hugs to curb our violent and sexual humourous thoughts
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Old 06-10-10, 11:06 AM   #16
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dude! its not humourous - its sick! What would your mother say?
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Old 06-10-10, 11:07 AM   #17
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Dunno but my guess:

4:1 on a cracked panel around the indicator mounting hole and a black eye
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Old 06-10-10, 11:07 AM   #18
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ouch i'm sorry i knocked your bike over!!!!!
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Old 06-10-10, 11:09 AM   #19
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oh, no she wouldnt be able to speak.

Definetly a time to be bringing out the bounding and gagging equipment from that box under the bed.

Squeal little piggy!
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Old 06-10-10, 11:10 AM   #20
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You only have a box under your bed. Amateur!!! We have dungeon
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