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Old 08-10-10, 11:22 AM   #11
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What about...

You have big boobs and curves, your a biker and your not even a trained chef.


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Nope on second thoughts.. its been done before.

Si and Dave the Hairy Bikers have big boobs, curves, are bikers and are not even trained chefs.

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Old 08-10-10, 11:22 AM   #12
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"GG-the chef whose guaranteed to get your juices flowing"
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Old 08-10-10, 11:27 AM   #13
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"The Gingernut cook" sensible food for sensible people.
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Old 08-10-10, 11:28 AM   #14
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i think there's definitely room for more chefs with big boobs and curves
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Old 08-10-10, 11:44 AM   #15
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Nope on second thoughts.. its been done before.

Si and Dave the Hairy Bikers have big boobs, curves, are bikers and are not even trained chefs.

Oh well.
And they got naked (almost) in Argentina when explaining cuts of beef http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6wV0bjuss if you're feeling brave

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Old 08-10-10, 11:48 AM   #17
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And they got naked (almost) in Argentina when explaining cuts of beef http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6wV0bjuss if you're feeling brave

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Haha, I thought that was going to be a clip of, "Si and Dave do the human centipede" then.
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Old 08-10-10, 12:06 PM   #18
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Ladies and gentlemen

(Puts on an allan titchmarsh voice) Let me intorduce a new cook in town. Shes sassier than Nigela, swears more than Ramsey, bakes better than Allan, likes butter more than Martin and rides a better bike than Si n Dave, without the beard, from litrarally knowhere interesting, its the loveley, the gorgoeous, pintsized cook from <Where ever it is you live> ....
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LOL @ Viney. You crack me up!
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Nic - what colour is your hair again???
Touche.

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