Novelty horn?

[andrewsmith]

Originally Posted by keithd

can we make this into a poll and ask the ladies of the forum if it makes them moist?

The GF wants to know if tears of laughter count?

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by allantheboss

Neither. I just know how to get the ladies

Oh is that a typo in your Avatar then?

I thought you went both ways - what with you loving the Bi-King (whoever HE is - Reeder maybe LOL)

I'll get my coat...

I love Reeder, we have a special connection <3

Stonesie - I count MY girlfriend's tears as a mark of lust, so I'll be happy to count yours too.

Originally Posted by allantheboss

I want one that goes "DOO DAH doo doo duh duh dah dah doo doo dah DOO!"
Like Dukes of Hazard.

How do I go about doing it?

Originally Posted by rictus01

draw scalpel across forehead, peel back skin, break hard surface underneath, scoop out a couple of handfuls of the soft stuff below, superglue skin flap back in place.......

Or 2LB club hammer to the left temple until desire goes away.

Cheers Mark.

Quality question from Allan , best reply of the week from Rictus, **** me that made me laugh! Thank you Gentlemen.

Originally Posted by allantheboss

I love Reeder, we have a special connection <3

Stonesie - I count MY girlfriend's tears as a mark of lust, so I'll be happy to count yours too.

Aw.