Had a thought today...

The DVLA system isn't always that up to date, we had a "chat" with a cop in May as their computer had our car as untaxed. It was taxed and had been since mid-Feb. As soon as he saw the tax disc he was very apologetic....

Now five minutes inconvenience I don't mind, but trying to convince some nerk at the local petrol station that I do actually have a valid tax disc and that his computer is wrong might test my patience somewhat...

For tax - If they can sort their database out so it actually works and is up to date, then this is a brilliant idea.

Insurance is trickier as there are quite a few people with trade insurance who can drive any car even if the car isn't on a policy.

[Jayneflakes]

I firmly believe that those caught driving with out a license, tax or insurance should be made an example of, by placing them in stocks in busy town centres. You can then throw fresh dog turds at them from specially designed dog turd throwing machines. Other options would be to dangle them in tanks of liquid poo for long periods of time, say a month or two, with fresh flushes pouring on them at random intervals. I do believe that Ian M Banks wrote something similar to this in one of his culture novels, made me chuckle then too.

This is what I think of those who just don't care about other road users. Saw a group of lads today racing each other in three Chavved up Corsas, blacked out front windows and who also believed that Red traffic lights do not apply to them. Dip them in the turd tank I say!

Basically, my argument is put pikeys in poo tanks until they drown! For a human rights campaigner I can be quite mean, but I do believe that you have to be human to have human rights, not sure that some of the scum out there count! Right I am off to buy a Daily Mail and hug my inflatable Kilroy-Silk Doll!

Well I was just going to deny them fuel but sounds like poo tanks might be the new way forwards!