Stupid Acorn!

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Absolute gem!

Fortunately I have been blessed with the ability to laugh at the misfortune of others.

Originally Posted by Mr Toad

Excellent

I had a slight accident last year involving a conker and a schoolboy (cue for smutty innuendo ).
I was riding along quite slowly about to turn a sharp bend, and my front wheel went over a conker that was in the road. It can't have been completely in the centre of the tyre as the conker shot out of its shell . . . and hit a schoolboy in the balls.
He hit the pavement like a sack of spuds, so I stopped to make sure he was OK. He was with a group of mates who all thought it was hilarious

Unfortunately some plonker with a mobile must have misinterpreted what was happening, and before I knew it, there were 2 police cars and an ambulance in attendance

that story brought a tear to my eyes, let alone the kids you could say that story is....."the mutts nuts"

Ok, I'll get my coat...

I don't actually remember it being that funny at the time - the Mr Plods did their best to make me feel like a holigan

Bet the kid remembers it though

pmsl...god thats the funiest thing ive heard in ages.. i cant believe you've not told us about that 1 b4!..lol ..made my day tht has

Now that was a hijack of my post however.........well worth it, that is one ace story

Will get the fairing off this w/e

Originally Posted by U.K.Ajay

Now that was a hijack of my post however.........well worth it, that is one ace story

Will get the fairing off this w/e

Well, a conker is worth more than an Acorn

Personally I'd leave it in there, see if it has sprouted by Easter