SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum

Register FAQDonate Calendar Today's Posts Search


Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
Page 2 of 16 1 2 345612 Last »
 
Thread Tools
Old 27-04-06, 02:57 PM   #11
Flamin_Squirrel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: battle of the sexes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by anna
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!
So superficial greedy women want nice handsome rich hetrosexual men to ask them out? Proof that women ask for too much
  Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 02:58 PM   #12
Anonymous
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: battle of the sexes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by Foey
Quote:
Originally Posted by anna

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?


Only another man, women are not intelligent enough.
Im another man, and i cant understand them. Im with women on this one.. men are awkward as hell.
  Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 03:00 PM   #13
Ping
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: battle of the sexes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flamin_Squirrel
Quote:
Originally Posted by anna
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!
So superficial greedy women want nice handsome rich hetrosexual men to ask them out? Proof that women ask for too much
No, it's what we WISH for... but we all know wishes don't come true. :P
  Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 03:24 PM   #14
fizzwheel
Super Moderator
Mega Poster
 
fizzwheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Somerset
Posts: 3,614
Default Re: battle of the sexes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ping
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terence
Quote:
Originally Posted by anna
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
Now that you've got me all figured out, which nice lady will make the first move?
Watch THIS move...

*funky shuffles*
Nice moves Ping
__________________
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition
fizzwheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 03:45 PM   #15
Foey
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: battle of the sexes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by getyerkneedown
Quote:
Originally Posted by Foey
Quote:
Originally Posted by anna

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?


Only another man, women are not intelligent enough.
Im another man, and i cant understand them. Im with women on this one.. men are awkward as hell.

I bet thats from a relationship point of view though, so it's really from the same point of view as a woman (no insult intended).
I certainly understand all of my male friends & where they are comming from.
  Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 09:26 PM   #16
seedy100
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
Sex

Sleep

Food

Cycle through the list.

Its really simple, it takes a woman to make it complex.
  Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 10:24 PM   #17
tomjones2
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by seedy100
Sex

Sleep

Food

Cycle through the list.

Its really simple, it takes a woman to make it complex.


Forgot being facinated about anything with an engine.
  Reply With Quote
Old 27-04-06, 11:40 PM   #18
Nexus242
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: battle of the sexes......
Quote:
Originally Posted by anna
MEN......

It's not so complicated!

a) The handsome and nice men are gay.

b) The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!
a) More women then I can shake a stick at think I'm gay.

b) yeah that's me, for real.
  Reply With Quote
Old 28-04-06, 08:07 AM   #19
K
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by seedy100
Sex

Sleep

Food

Cycle through the list.

Its really simple, it takes a woman to make it complex.
Oh come on, you can't be seious!

If that's really all men wanted then yeah, things would be easy. Life would be simple and relationships would be a piece of cake!

Women could actually get on with their own lives, safe in the knowledge that all they needed to was not hog the duvet, pick up a Mc Donalds on the way home from work and perhaps get to enjoy a bit of sex.

But oooooohhhh no. You lie. You blatently lie!

Men have secret deigns, plans, schemes and desire that they never admit to until someone is brave enough to force the issue.

Come on, it's true isn't it...







































... you want the TV remote as well!
:P
  Reply With Quote
Old 28-04-06, 08:35 AM   #20
Stingo
Member
 
Stingo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly.
Posts: 527
Default
*Adopts Spanish accent* I know nothing...I learn eeengleesh frrrom a bok!!

Secret plan?

Shurely shome misshtake...
__________________
Twitter: @poseidon_ashore
Stingo is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 16 1 2 345612 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
newbie, won the battle but not the war... kat_s1 Idle Banter 36 03-06-08 07:53 PM
Tax to battle binge drinking? Lissa Idle Banter 21 21-11-07 09:02 AM
Old Lady..battle of the rust?? dizzyblonde SV Talk, Tuning & Tweaking 6 10-05-07 04:13 PM
eyeball in Battle busasean Idle Banter 4 17-10-06 07:19 PM
Battle of the sexes Chablis Idle Banter 25 07-02-05 06:53 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:38 PM.

Contact Us - SV650.org - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.