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Old 31-05-06, 03:58 PM   #11
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I look at bikes as closely as I look at women, maybe even more so!

He's a bike lover. Never a bad thing to be cautious though.
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Old 31-05-06, 04:07 PM   #12
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I look at bikes as closely as I look at women, maybe even more so!

He's a bike lover. Never a bad thing to be cautious though.
As long as you don't look at bikes as close as I look at women! Then there would be legal issues!
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Old 31-05-06, 04:16 PM   #13
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He's going to nick it. Get in their first with the rugby tackle and then **** him over the head with a wet kipper.

Go on son!!!

Or maybe he's just a bit cenile and thinks he left his penny farthing in the same place....."Coo eck I don't remember 'avin these new fangled bits on me pushcycle".


That is funny as duck (well. not quite duck, but U-rating etc etc)
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Old 31-05-06, 04:28 PM   #14
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I look at bikes as closely as I look at women, maybe even more so!
I look at bikes FAR more closely than I look at guys.

Mind you, a nice bum in well-fitting leathers will get more than a second glance
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Old 31-05-06, 04:31 PM   #15
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I look at bikes as closely as I look at women, maybe even more so!
I look at bikes FAR more closely than I look at guys.

Mind you, a nice bum in well-fitting leathers will get more than a second glance
If the **** is hanging off like a nappy with a dump in it, its almost as good though, right?
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Old 31-05-06, 04:34 PM   #16
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I look at bikes as closely as I look at women, maybe even more so!
I look at bikes FAR more closely than I look at guys.

Mind you, a nice bum in well-fitting leathers will get more than a second glance
If the @rse is hanging off like a nappy with a dump in it, its almost as good though, right?
You've seen my other half then?



Hope he doesn't see THIS!
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Old 31-05-06, 05:16 PM   #17
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I once left the Hornet parked up inTelford with the key in the ignition Nobody stole it. Now what does that say....
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Old 31-05-06, 05:39 PM   #18
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I once left the Hornet parked up inTelford with the key in the ignition Nobody stole it. Now what does that say....
It's a Honda.....no-one wants a Honda!
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Old 31-05-06, 08:09 PM   #19
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I once left the Hornet parked up inTelford with the key in the ignition Nobody stole it. Now what does that say....
It's a Honda.....no-one wants a Honda!


i saw a hornet parked up somewhere in the west country with the keys in the ignition.
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Old 01-06-06, 07:16 AM   #20
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You lot are as mad as March hares!

Ed - oh dear about leaving the keys in the Hairnet. Ive done it many a time, but only in the back garden..... for 3 days!
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