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Old 05-06-06, 04:06 PM   #11
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Anyway---What do you get when the lunatics take over the asylum?














Madness gone politically correct.
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Old 05-06-06, 04:56 PM   #12
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A cowboy rides into town one day on his horse. He arrives on Friday, spends three days in town, then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
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Old 05-06-06, 04:58 PM   #13
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A cowboy rides into town one day on his horse. He arrives on Friday, spends three days in town, then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Friday is the horses' name.
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Old 05-06-06, 05:00 PM   #14
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Old 05-06-06, 05:02 PM   #15
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Old 05-06-06, 06:22 PM   #16
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Who can add up the numbers between 1 & 100 in their head?
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Old 05-06-06, 06:26 PM   #17
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Who can add up the numbers between 1 & 100 in their head?
Is it 1 + 100 =101 * 50 = 5050??? Or am I wrong?
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Old 05-06-06, 06:30 PM   #18
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Well, certainly, I can't think of a better way of doing it!
So that's the answer I was thinking of. Congrats.

There were some great Mensa tests they used to have on the front of the broadsheets a few years back. What was good about them was that you could do them the hard way, or you could do them in about 2 seconds with the right technique.
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Old 05-06-06, 08:34 PM   #19
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I've got one for you....

How many seconds are there in a year??
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Old 05-06-06, 08:37 PM   #20
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How many seconds are there in a year??
normal or leap year? :P
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