Things you should never never do

Run your front brake lever into Loris Capirossi's bike. In fact, into any bike.

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Attempt to ride any distance cross handed.

Peter, that might help counter-steering for the non-believers out there.

edit: forgot to add the "disclaimer": :P :P

[Red ones]

Fart in an all-in-one leather suit

Trump when wearing full leathers as you will get a reminder when undoing them later! (So I am told!)

Red ones! Great minds! :P :P

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Red ones! Great minds! :P :P

... stink alike.

Attempt to remove the cling film wrapping from your sandwich and then to eat your snack when fully kitted up.

Filipe you might be right but there could be soime real dangerous control actions going on![/quote]

f*rt in an all-in-one leather suit

Or subsequently follow through

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Attempt to remove the cling film wrapping from your sandwich and then to eat your snack when fully kitted up.

Helmets and gloves too?

[mattSV]

Forget to check your kill switch when your bike won't start