poems

old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her rover a bone
When she bent over
along came old rover
and gave her the tellephone

Simple simon met a pieman
on the way to the fair.
Simple simon said to the pieman.
"Buuuh Duuhhh Buhhh!!"

Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong t*t
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in sh*t

Originally Posted by Warlock

Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock!!!

Georgie porgy pudding & Pie,
Kissed the girls & made them cry,
And when all the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay!!!

Those lot are good and esp. those two, oh how Innocent rhymes can be turned round

'twas on a Tuesday morning in the middle of the night
When I saw 2000 miles away a house just out of sight.
The windows opened inside out, the front door was at the back,
It stood alone between two others, white-washed red and black.

Originally Posted by Gmonsta

old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her rover a bone
When she bent over
along came old rover
and gave her the tellephone

Old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggy a bone
when she bent over
poor rover came over
and gave her a bone of his own!

She was only the vicar's daughter,
But she had us all in fits,
Jumping naked from the table,
And landing on her t+ts!

The grand old Duke of york
He had 10,000 men....


Now he's got AIDS!

Valentines Thoughts

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was ****ed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love , you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Speedy]

Originally Posted by tricky

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm a psycsophrenic
and so am I

Superb! PMSL!!!