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Old 19-10-06, 05:36 PM   #11
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So do you live around here, or are you local?"
Am I missing something here, or is this just crap?
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Old 19-10-06, 05:39 PM   #12
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Back when I was free & single, we used to play a game.

Walking from club to club, doing our usual route, through the meat market. The competition was thus:

You have to be seen by the person behind you grabbing as many ar*es as possible, each grab on the opposite s3x is worth 1 point. Each grab on the same s3x is worth 5.

If YOU get a slap for it, those points are negative, then 'added' to your score. If the person behind you gets a slap, they loose a single point, regardless of s3x.

If you get a kiss/hug, points are doubled.

The winner for that journey gets their next drink free.

If a 'target' tags along and ends up coming home with you due to your grab, your next night out is free curtosey of the other lads.

Man we used to play complicated games.
Sounds like a variation of t!t cricket!
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Old 19-10-06, 07:27 PM   #13
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Back when I was free & single, we used to play a game.

Walking from club to club, doing our usual route, through the meat market. The competition was thus:

You have to be seen by the person behind you grabbing as many ar*es as possible, each grab on the opposite s3x is worth 1 point. Each grab on the same s3x is worth 5.

If YOU get a slap for it, those points are negative, then 'added' to your score. If the person behind you gets a slap, they loose a single point, regardless of s3x.

If you get a kiss/hug, points are doubled.

The winner for that journey gets their next drink free.

If a 'target' tags along and ends up coming home with you due to your grab, your next night out is free curtosey of the other lads.

Man we used to play complicated games.
Sounds like a variation of t!t cricket!
Blokes just keep coming up with reasons for me to not want to have anything to do with them.
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Old 19-10-06, 07:40 PM   #14
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Blokes just keep coming up with reasons for me to not want to have anything to do with them.
Perhaps its time to consider the lady/lady option :P


*wallop*


...sorry
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Old 19-10-06, 07:40 PM   #15
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Back when I was free & single, we used to play a game.

Walking from club to club, doing our usual route, through the meat market. The competition was thus:

You have to be seen by the person behind you grabbing as many ar*es as possible, each grab on the opposite s3x is worth 1 point. Each grab on the same s3x is worth 5.

If YOU get a slap for it, those points are negative, then 'added' to your score. If the person behind you gets a slap, they loose a single point, regardless of s3x.

If you get a kiss/hug, points are doubled.

The winner for that journey gets their next drink free.

If a 'target' tags along and ends up coming home with you due to your grab, your next night out is free curtosey of the other lads.

Man we used to play complicated games.
Sounds like a variation of t!t cricket!
Blokes just keep coming up with reasons for me to not want to have anything to do with them.
Awwww

It's not a male thing, it's a human thing - it's always easier to blame the opposite sex than admit that relationships are hard work and don't always pan out the way you want. Don't give up!
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Old 19-10-06, 07:50 PM   #16
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I'm nice, I never play games like that. (done lots of naughty things, but never played a game like that)
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Old 19-10-06, 07:52 PM   #17
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Blokes just keep coming up with reasons for me to not want to have anything to do with them.
Perhaps its time to consider the lady/lady option :P


*wallop*


...sorry
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Old 19-10-06, 09:07 PM   #18
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Bend over and I'll show you some chat up lines.
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Old 20-10-06, 06:36 AM   #19
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Bend over and I'll show you some chat up lines.



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Old 20-10-06, 08:29 AM   #20
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Those would be your cunning linguistic skills - right?
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