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Old 19-03-07, 09:25 PM   #11
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Yaffling spanners or troffling rods for knife and fork
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Old 19-03-07, 09:30 PM   #12
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Old 19-03-07, 09:30 PM   #13
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Craptop. (self explanatory)

snuggly (neck warmer, esp when pilfered for use by child)

cheeselets (socks, after being worn by said child)
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Old 19-03-07, 09:54 PM   #14
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Yaffling spanners or troffling rods for knife and fork
Eating spanners is along the same lines

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Old 19-03-07, 10:28 PM   #15
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mince pies < eyes
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Old 20-03-07, 12:00 AM   #16
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Knife and folk = Fighting irons
Boobs = Top ********
Money = Queen heads
Fuel = Motion Lotion
Pubes = Curly clock springs
Hatey Jakes = Fatty Cakes

To name but a few.
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Zeppelins in the clouds. (Sausage and mash)
In a similar vein........

Skinheads on a Raft (Beans on Toast)
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Old 20-03-07, 11:03 AM   #18
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Babies heads - Steak and kidney pudding

sh1ts - spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce (similarly Bits, tits etc)

diddly-dot - computer.

Nelson's dandruff - salt.
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Old 20-03-07, 11:10 AM   #19
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Cow Juice=Milk

Nicked from a friend (who's on the forum, so I'd best mention him!). But I love it and have used it ever since.

Lardy Coke= non diet coke

doofer=remote control

dennis=dehumidifier

cousin it=satnav.

shall I go on or get my coat!
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Old 20-03-07, 12:27 PM   #20
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Gypsy's Kiss - Pi55
Richard the Third - Turd - can then be paraphrased for " Just going for a Richard"
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