Comedy names for ordinary objects

Yaffling spanners or troffling rods for knife and fork

[fizzwheel]

Originally Posted by Jabba

Should have seen that one coming............

Craptop. (self explanatory)

snuggly (neck warmer, esp when pilfered for use by child)

cheeselets (socks, after being worn by said child)

Originally Posted by Tiger 55

Yaffling spanners or troffling rods for knife and fork

Eating spanners is along the same lines

Dizzy Cusion (Television, from Sam's little bro when he couldn't talk proper)

mince pies < eyes

[Treacle]

Knife and folk = Fighting irons
Boobs = Top ********
Money = Queen heads
Fuel = Motion Lotion
Pubes = Curly clock springs
Hatey Jakes = Fatty Cakes

To name but a few.

Originally Posted by Stingo

Zeppelins in the clouds. (Sausage and mash)

In a similar vein........

Skinheads on a Raft (Beans on Toast)

[Stingo]

Babies heads - Steak and kidney pudding

sh1ts - spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce (similarly Bits, tits etc)

diddly-dot - computer.

Nelson's dandruff - salt.

Cow Juice=Milk

Nicked from a friend (who's on the forum, so I'd best mention him!). But I love it and have used it ever since.

Lardy Coke= non diet coke

doofer=remote control

dennis=dehumidifier

cousin it=satnav.

shall I go on or get my coat!

Gypsy's Kiss - Pi55
Richard the Third - Turd - can then be paraphrased for " Just going for a Richard"