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Yaffling spanners or troffling rods for knife and fork
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Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition |
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Craptop. (self explanatory)
snuggly (neck warmer, esp when pilfered for use by child) cheeselets (socks, after being worn by said child) |
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mince pies < eyes
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Knife and folk = Fighting irons
Boobs = Top ******** Money = Queen heads Fuel = Motion Lotion Pubes = Curly clock springs Hatey Jakes = Fatty Cakes To name but a few. ![]()
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Babies heads - Steak and kidney pudding
sh1ts - spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce (similarly Bits, tits etc) diddly-dot - computer. Nelson's dandruff - salt.
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Cow Juice=Milk
Nicked from a friend (who's on the forum, so I'd best mention him!). But I love it and have used it ever since. Lardy Coke= non diet coke doofer=remote control dennis=dehumidifier cousin it=satnav. shall I go on or get my coat! |
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Gypsy's Kiss - Pi55
Richard the Third - Turd - can then be paraphrased for " Just going for a Richard" |
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