Why are weathermen so crap?

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

Jamie, you must stop using my Honorific in public. When the time is right I will announce my presence to the worthy.

Sorry Lord. Please do not smite vengeance upon my head.

I have made a point of not covetting my neighbours oxen.

Which is difficult coz he's got a bloody nice one...

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

The UK is in a fairly unique geographical and climatological global position.

We receive climatic meteorological forcing from 5 different types of weather.

From the North we have Polar Marine and Polar Continental, from the South we have Tropical Marine and Tropical Continental and from the East we receive Temperate Continental weather.

This means that it is very difficult to predict what kind of weather we are likely to receive.

Pink phone I may have, but stupid I am not.

Yeah, but it's probably *****s like that at the BBC that can't look out the window

MCN girls should read the weather.

[Sid Squid]

Sensitive Dependence On Intial Conditions.

That's why, then add Bluesteel's comments and it all becomes a parrott.

weather is always right here. They normally go along the lines of 'Rain and Sun' ....hmmmz

[TEC]

Originally Posted by Pigbunk

...the weather forecast ....

So just how long is it that you have had this affliction, believing anything a weather forecaster says

Yep- for days, the good old Beeb predicted rain today- and on the day changed their minds to sunshine.

Sadly, at no point did they deign to employ that age old weatherchecking technique-

LOOK OUT OF THE BL00DY WINDOWS YOU EEEEEEDIOTS!