Scaring the poo out of kids

Originally Posted by northwind

Every year, I plan to get a smoke machine, a tape of eerie sounds and screams, and some red lights, and fill the landing with evil smoke. But I never do

then whip the guitar out and pretend to be malmsteen?!

Originally Posted by BluePete

Stupid american frikkin' grumble grumble etc etc etc............

Got to blame the scots for this one, but with a big helping hand from the yanks for turning it into what it is today

Originally Posted by gid

sent the wife to the door.Job done

[timwilky]

They knock on my door and shout "Trick or treat". My standard reply is, "I will have treat please" and reach for their buckets of sweets etc.

No, you have to give us a treat. Err why. Because it is trick or treat etc.

Got to love the little kids. But once they get older. Damm american stupidity. They should join my mother and her cronies round the big pot

I knew my brother and his mates were comin round so i opened the garage door a bit, as they were walking off past my garage i went to 7000rpm from a start up with my new zorst. Mum said she has never seen kids jump as two of them did lol.

Last night just before we went to the pub.

Originally Posted by Lissa

When my lads were little........7 and 8........we had a large garage in our back garden which they and their friends used as a clubhouse. On Halloween night they all went out Trick or Treating, then came back to my house for a drink and a snack. While they were eating I told them all the story of The Searching Hand............a story I made up about a disembodied hand that wandered the earth looking for revenge on the person who had cut it off. After the story they all went out into their 'Clubhouse' to divvy up their spoils. I ran upstairs, put on a black shirt, and covered my right hand with white greasepaint I had bought specially. I sneaked downstairs, out into the garden, and crept up to the side window of the garage. I dipped my fingers in a tub of red poster paint, then slammed my white, paint-dripping hand against the window and scraped down it.

Have you ever seen eight 7 & 8 year olds trying to run through a six foot fence?

110% effort . Quality

[northwind]

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

then whip the guitar out and pretend to be malmsteen?!

UNLEASH THE ****** FURY!

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when that turned out to be a hoax

[timwilky]

Originally Posted by SteveH

Got to blame the scots for this one, but with a big helping hand from the yanks for turning it into what it is today

According to tonight's pub quiz the micks are responsible. Yup got that one wrong.

Originally Posted by Ping

Last night just before we went to the pub.

You mean you didn't dress up?