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Old 18-11-07, 03:16 PM   #21
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Old 18-11-07, 03:33 PM   #22
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This is from the summer - admittedly I have grown my hair back now, but this in a skirt - I don't think I'd get bought many drinks/let out of many junctions!! ... or even let out much full stop!!!

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Old 18-11-07, 03:55 PM   #23
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This is from the summer - admittedly I have grown my hair back now, but this in a skirt - I don't think I'd get bought many drinks/let out of many junctions!! ... or even let out much full stop!!!
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Old 18-11-07, 04:58 PM   #24
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does Plowsie in a kilt count?
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Old 18-11-07, 05:04 PM   #25
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In honour of your new circumstances and mental epiphany I now christen you Betty_SV650S!
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Old 18-11-07, 05:34 PM   #26
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The things theyget are in compensation for the "time of the month", they can keep it all thanks!!
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Old 18-11-07, 06:25 PM   #27
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The things theyget are in compensation for the "time of the month", they can keep it all thanks!!
Angel + time of the month = bitch-from-hell... but it also means we get to eat ALL the chocolate!!!
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Old 18-11-07, 06:28 PM   #28
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Angel + time of the month = bitch-from-hell... but it also means we get to eat ALL the chocolate!!!
Contraceptive jab = no time of month, plus you can still have all the chocolate!

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I frequently say to Mrs Drew......."Quit your moaning, God gave us peeing standing up, but women may have to endure pregnancy, periods and men, but for the hassle, they get high from Chocolate and Multiple Orgasms".

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I frequently say to Mrs Drew......."Quit your moaning, God gave us peeing standing up, but women may have to endure pregnancy, periods and men, but for the hassle, they get high from Chocolate and Multiple Orgasms".

And she said to you, 'What's an orgasm?'
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