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Originally Posted by Lozzo

Bloke seeks burd for good times. Pulse optional.

Originally Posted by Kinvig

Lord of the Rings - Role playing? One for Ping, again another one for Ping!


I went on Guardian Soulmates once, that was a soul crushing experience if ever there was one!

That's where my examples came from, some right nutters on there

My favorite used to be the "seen once" section in Time Out. It was full of stuff like: Bakerloo Line between Stonebridge and Harlesden. Me: shy bookish type, you: dark haired woman reading Proust. I looked at you and you smiled. Contact me.

I just love the desperation!

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Furry seeks similar for Yiffing...

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Originally Posted by Bear

Sub/dom Necrophiliac Bisexual Beastialist nymphomaniac seeks a dead horse to flog

How did you miss that one Bear?

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Originally Posted by Kinvig

Lord of the Rings - Role playing? One for Ping, again another one for Ping!


I went on Guardian Soulmates once, that was a soul crushing experience if ever there was one!

Shouldnt that be

One Ping to Rule The All
One Ping to Find Them
One Ping to Bring Them All
And in the Darkness Bind Them

Originally Posted by Bear

My favorite used to be the "seen once" section in Time Out. It was full of stuff like: Bakerloo Line between Stonebridge and Harlesden. Me: shy bookish type, you: dark haired woman reading Proust. I looked at you and you smiled. Contact me.

I just love the desperation!

You've not seen Craigslist then?

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/search/mis/?query=w4m

If Ping ever wants to bind me in the darkness, I'm fine with that!

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^^ It's binary for:
If you have converted this, you're the geek for me!

[dizzyblonde]

the following ad is true, as i sent it in a text to Im Indoors, when we were best mates

wanted young stud, to replace grumpy, boring, old fart
Answers on a postcard to WWW...... . Boredho**usewife...... com ( i hope its not a real website)

his reply was.....sold, when do I collect?

we've been together ever since.


At the time it was sent as a joke.

Originally Posted by Kinvig

Lord of the Rings - Role playing? One for Ping, again another one for Ping!


I went on Guardian Soulmates once, that was a soul crushing experience if ever there was one!

Met my lass through there - been together for 18 months now.
Hit rocky patch