Supermarket etiquette

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Iansv II

I worked as a security guard for 8 months for tesco between jobs... this is quite funny but nothing in the grand scheme of things that go on in supermarkets....

trolley rages and swingers are among the funnier stories

I worked for Tescos when i was a student.......bargain time at the end of the day used to be my worst nightmare.......trolley rages between old ladies..yes, but swingers???


Ahhhh but this story has really made me laugh....it reminds me of the naughty people putting items into to 'jodpur ladies' trolley to get their own back on her wicked ways

Originally Posted by Lissa

PMSL!

Ooger, you are a bad man.......................but it did make me laugh. I could just picture you skulking behind the cornflakes waiting for your chance to strike

I'm pleased that on the whole, the org tend to favour my actions. I do hope her children do not have rickets.

The non-crime was actually committed whilst she had her back turned at the meat counter. Easy pickings. That'll teach her to take a ticket and wait.

Any CCTV would show me grinning manically clutching my prize heading for the tills. The whole thing reeks of the Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar now I think about it

....Incidentally, I've just had 8 squares of cadburys and a nice glass of milk. The milk tastes much better when you had to work for it.

The end

nice moves. you will burn in hell a little bit for that, but i'm sure it was worth every pint.