Give me a get rich quick scheme!

Originally Posted by Baph

Agreed wholeheartedly.

The other prospect I have involves me doing next to nothing, for a decent annual figure. Negotiations have started, and so long as they don't fall through, I will hopefully be self-employed again (only without the 18hour+ days this time!).

Do you want a business partner?!?!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Do you want a business partner?!?!

Not needed.

Outlay will be approx £200/month, with income definately more than that.

I am considering renting office space too (if I can find any local enough), so you could be my cleaner if you wanted, minimum wage suit?

seen the film 21?? learn how to count cards and try it in the UK casinos!! of course this means you also need to learn to be a mathimaticl genius with the ability to carry out lots of calculations in your head at once.

Blue, more serious suggestion for you...

Setup in business helping people emmigrate from this 'orrible hell hole of a 'nation' that we live in.

I reckon the main reason most people DON'T emmigrate (despite wanting to), is not knowing how.

You could do everything from organising flights, through shipping belongings to foreign lands, and even helping people find work/apply for visa's etc etc. Obviously charge a mark-up for providing this service.

Look at how many customers you'd have just from the .Org.

Originally Posted by Baph

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Look at how many customers you'd have just from the .Org.

I'd be the first!!


That's an idea, I could emigrate ... how do you go about emigrating

If you are truly interested in the gambling route have a look at MoneySavingExperts Gambling forum. Lots of people do that route, and make a lot of money - BUT it is extremely complicated, very intricate and you always should be prepared to lose your money. Rule 1. if you can't afford to lose it, don't gamble

1) Online poker. There seems to be a lot of bad poker players out there, so buy a book and get betting. I saw a program where a guy made ?2000 in just a few days with online poker. Then he lost it all. But that's not the point. Poker isn't so much gambling as there is skill to it and plenty of addicted bad people.

2) Race other people in old school cafe racer race offs for ?50 at a time. Offer in front of weekend warrior's mates and he won't be able to turn you down

Just find somethin you can sell online. You could always import knock off SV parts from China and sell them on here?

become a spy ???

[Balky001]

Blue, the gambling thing is just a form of arbitrage (you know they guy called Spitzer, ex NY Distract Attoney and high class escort service patron that was in he papers recently). The form was market timing and created massive problems fo financial industry but there are major companies that make just on the difference of values. Quantatative investment programs look at discrepancies in the markets for potential profits. You would have to take huge bets to make a living though.

I don't know of any get rich schemes, you need a get lucky one. With your tact and persuasive talk, go sales young man. The next alan sugar?