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Old 10-05-08, 04:10 PM   #21
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The mans dead right shell womans gotta be able to cook
I can cook hun, I just WON'T unless it's one special man and then I may go all soppy and be swayed
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Old 10-05-08, 04:11 PM   #22
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I cooked for the last one and he shacked up with me (unfortunately). So after he left I decided I am gonna take a new approach. I want to be looked after from now on instead of me doing the looking after ....that's simpler LOL

OMG how quick does the novelty of spud sinking wear off for you then LOL .... there are lots of ways to sink a spud ya know and you can always find new ways
See, I told ya the cooking was the key

As for ways to sink spuds ... sure, but you need to consider your fella has two choices ... stick with you and explore different ways to sink spuds, or go find another lass .. men are lazy, so you need to offer summin more than spud sinking for him to want to experiment.. that summin is food and tidying up/cleaning for him ...

Here's another thought ... is your 'personal' topiary up to scratch?!?! Its not going to stop a man on his first visit as he is getting lucky, but if you want him to return you need to keep that under control!!
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Old 10-05-08, 04:12 PM   #23
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there are lots of ways to sink a spud ya know and you can always find new ways
I quite agree.

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The mans dead right shell womans gotta be able to cook
Sorry mototech, almost right, starts with a different letter though. At least it rhymes...
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Old 10-05-08, 04:14 PM   #24
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I quite agree.



Sorry mototech, almost right, starts with a different letter though. At least it rhymes...
no ya talking I understand that LOL
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Old 10-05-08, 04:23 PM   #25
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Baph i didnt mention that cos i thought that was a given got to have both skills
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Old 10-05-08, 04:25 PM   #26
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Baph i didnt mention that cos i thought that was a given got to have both skills
Nah, I disagree, the right woman only has to do one of them.

That's why Shell keeps finding 'bad boys'... they have one to cook, and one... well, you get the picture.

Now, if Shell is refusing to cook, does she fall into the latter category?
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See, I told ya the cooking was the key

As for ways to sink spuds ... sure, but you need to consider your fella has two choices ... stick with you and explore different ways to sink spuds, or go find another lass .. men are lazy, so you need to offer summin more than spud sinking for him to want to experiment.. that summin is food and tidying up/cleaning for him ...

Here's another thought ... is your 'personal' topiary up to scratch?!?! Its not going to stop a man on his first visit as he is getting lucky, but if you want him to return you need to keep that under control!!
LOL funny guy shell this man knows what he is talking about
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Old 10-05-08, 04:26 PM   #28
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No no no gota do both mate otherwise whats the point?
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Old 10-05-08, 04:29 PM   #29
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No no no gota do both mate otherwise whats the point?
Generally the ones that want/need looking after, cost more. That, and it's nice to have a holiday once in a while...
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Old 10-05-08, 04:30 PM   #30
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With the men I attract there is no trust LOL, I am yet to find one that is faithful. I have come to the conclusion since I only go for bad boys I should play them at their own game and have fun !!!

Or find one that ain't a bad boy !










Off to seek a nice man !
there are good ones out there apart from falc and one other my previous record hasn't been that great

hang in there
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