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Old 01-07-08, 08:15 PM   #21
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hey you what argh that means i won't be able to smoke when we go in august argh
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Old 01-07-08, 08:19 PM   #22
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hey you what argh that means i won't be able to smoke when we go in august argh
Madly it means you won't be able to have tobacco in your joint....
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Old 02-07-08, 10:34 AM   #23
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If this wasn't sarcastic then this is the stupidest post I've ever read.
I know Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, so you were right on both counts...

I am actually a drug free, smoke free, alcohol free, lesbian, vegetarian feminist. Which means my evenings are just roaring along with amusement and fun...

Ah look it is time to shove that gerbil up......

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Old 02-07-08, 10:42 AM   #24
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Maybe mescaline? Depends on how you define 'hard' really

You have to realise that when people try illegal drugs and discover how safe they can be and even what little effects they can have, it then destroys any trust in the 'warnings' you've been given about all drugs.
If the government's telling you weed is a terrible drug that'll drag your life in to the gutter and on experience it's a sedate pleasant experience that you can take or leave when you want; why would you believe that any other drug wasn't over-hyped by the government?

How many 'users' warn you that alcohol is the b*stard drug? You may be sick of hearing it but it's a result of people trying drugs and being dumbfounded that this violent, mindbending drink is rated as safe when so many pleasant, calming "drugs" are banned. It may get wearing but it's shouted from the roof tops for a very good reason.

The truth is what is needed; an educated, impartial ruling on what drugs represent. Currently we couldn't be further away from that.
Dunno about that, it just gives me a huge headache! Don't like it, won't touch it - can't afford that amount neurofen!
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Old 02-07-08, 10:43 AM   #25
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I know Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, so you were right on both counts...

I am actually a drug free, smoke free, alcohol free, lesbian, vegetarian feminist. Which means my evenings are just roaring along with amusement and fun...

Ah look it is time to shove that gerbil up......

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Just use a torch and not a lit match to entice the gerbil out..........
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Old 02-07-08, 04:08 PM   #26
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"bafooomph"
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Old 02-07-08, 05:12 PM   #27
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I find some dangling some nuts do the job. Just be careful not to get bitten.
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