the local chavs

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

http://www.neighbourhoodwatch.net/im...of%20force.pdf

Case in town I police, luckily I was on rest days

"POLICE are not planning any prosecution against a garage boss for using the swords to defend his home.
Cedric Hammonds, aged 60, armed himself with two Samurai swords as three men smashed their way into his home in Cannock. "

Thinks on of the burglers was badly injured from this but the home owner was defending his property !!

Woohoo, Swords FTW !!!!

Now where should I put my 5ft Claymore on display - top of the stairs obviously

Originally Posted by neio79

nip across to the continent on a ferry and buy a Tazer!!

or thinking on from this idea, get a cattle electric fence current generator, connect to the bike and leave them to have some fun... according to mythbusters its like being hit in the chest with a plank of wood when you get zapped

tho tbh, its only a bike and it is gonna be insured, sure its a pain in the ass, but i for one would prefer to fill in some paperwork and go buy a new bike than to possibly get banged up for assulting a 10year old

Originally Posted by wyntrblue

or thinking on from this idea, get a cattle electric fence current generator, connect to the bike and leave them to have some fun... according to mythbusters its like being hit in the chest with a plank of wood when you get zapped

To be honest it is not that savage. As 9 year old boys we would dare each other to wee on the fence.

It was always a bit of fun to have a few townies around.

Sometimes you have to stoop to their level, it's the only way they understand. I'm quite calm and placid by nature but when I lived in a rough area and my bike was outside I used to have no end of trouble with the chavs. They used to drink on the corner and would eventually start messing with and sit on my bike. The first time I asked them to get off they laughed, I gave them fair warning and advised them of the action I would take if they didn't get off my bike. I followed through with my action and was questioned by Police over an assualt charge but one of them had a pen knife so it was self defence. I explained the situation and the police let me be. The chavs didn't sit on my bike again.

Originally Posted by DanAbnormal

I followed through with my action

What did you do?

Originally Posted by DanAbnormal

... I followed through with my action...

Thats a bit harsh mate...I hope the stains cleared nicely. They normally do with a bit of pre-soaking

Just kidding. Glad the coppers saw sense.

Originally Posted by ThEGr33k

Get a large Mag light. Not counted as a weapon at all so i hear so beat away

Thats what i have a 4 battery one that i call "The Burgler Beater" at the side of my bed.

[Wideboy]

well there was no activity last night........... ok i fell asleep so if there was i missed it, bike was still there this morning, i've got it at work with me untill Thursday so i can rest easy.

trust me if i catch them in the act i wont stand there twiddling my thumbs, wrecking bars a quite heavy and easily slip out of your hands and hit things

+1 on the Mag Light, after all you need to see who is looking at your pride and joy, you just happen to fumble with it and strike the chavs, hammer like on the head - One by the bed and 1 by the front door.