Chuck Norris

he can't act though...

[dizzyblonde]

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

On a google search, I got this-

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

"when Chuck Norris does a press up, he moves the earth, he doesn't move"

Originally Posted by Geoffrey

he can't act though...

Chuck NOrris dosn't act. Acting does Chuck Norris

Originally Posted by jamesrichardson

one for you matt

Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise

LOL!!! Love it, thats gonna get written in my PhD Thesis i think

This element of suprise will now have the chemical symbol Cn

chuck norris can speak braile
chuck norris can drown a fish
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands...they are now called "the Islands"

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

From family guy

"they say chuck norris is so tough, he dosnt have a chin - there is only another beard"

I believe that's actually "fist," not "beard."

Originally Posted by gid

chuck norris once went to the virgin islands...they are now called "the Islands"

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.