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Old 22-06-09, 07:27 PM   #21
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Women bikers don't shave their legs... or any other part of their anatomy for that matter.

There all french?
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Old 22-06-09, 07:49 PM   #22
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over 75% of the Pennine Massive look like this...


no they bloody don't!!!!! His moobs are enormous!!!

I was told I don't look like a biker either. A lot of my work colleagues are very surprised when they see me roll out of the carpark after work. My other half does.....no tattoos or piercings, but a scruff, with old leathers that are battered to death, and an afghan scarf, none of them textiles for that one
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Old 22-06-09, 09:17 PM   #23
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over 75% of the Pennine Massive look like this...


nope sporry, my boobs arent that big
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Old 22-06-09, 09:24 PM   #24
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over 75% of the Pennine Massive look like this...


Er chaps, that appears to be a rainbow flag hanging off the back of his bike. Is this the biker guy from The Village People?
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Old 22-06-09, 09:53 PM   #25
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I don`t wanna be a biker anymore!
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Old 22-06-09, 09:59 PM   #26
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Er chaps, that appears to be a rainbow flag hanging off the back of his bike. Is this the biker guy from The Village People?

are you insinuating that the now..'fat guys in the Pennine Massive' are 'ghey' as welll

Oh dear, them Yorkshire blokes ain't gonna like that
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Old 22-06-09, 10:03 PM   #27
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are you insinuating that the now..'fat guys in the Pennine Massive' are 'ghey' as welll

Oh dear, them Yorkshire blokes ain't gonna like that

Hang on..... on the phone just now you said that Matt came home topless after a bike ride??
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Hang on..... on the phone just now you said that Matt came home topless after a bike ride??

yeah but hes got big biceps, no moobs, and a six pack*




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Ah that`s where i`m going wrong.... I need to grow a beard
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