Odd Phone Call

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

Ever had a full house?

Best I got was 9 out of 15

i usually pull stunts like this.... I was on a stag doo at the weekend and called the mrs up told her to get a cab to manchester because i was "in the mood" shall we say....at 3am..

She was kind enough to answer..... Then blunt enough to tell me to **c* off its 3am in the **c*in morning you p***. Have a **n* and i will see you tomorrow!!


So i went back to the apartment and crashed out fully dressed. LOL.


Drunked phone calls are the best!!!!!

Dave

Paul, you rang me mate, I'll keep it between us what you said mate...

[Paul the 6th]

there's so many people who've come forward and said that I've rang them but I can only remember speaking to miss badger (who has a lovely voice by the way). The scary thing is that I do actually have your number plowsie lol... you can expect a call from me this weekend then

[_Stretchie_]

Only a true friend will ring you up at that time of the morning

: )

He did ring up to apologise the next day , I still have no idea what he was apologising about as I went back to sleep , he said "Apologise to your Mrs" so I passed the phone over to her .............. he then proceeds to gabble away to her and I am assembling the rest of her new wardrobe and overhear the following ...

The Badgeress : "No .... I just have a car licence , .......... well I`m a bit lethal in a car as it is and he would go mad if I got a bike licence , .......... no he`s a safe rider , I am not"

It suddenly dawns on me what Paul is saying to her and I yell "PAUL THIS CONVERSATION STOPS NOW" ........ I`ve been in a car with her and it`s frightening .
I get the phone passed back to me and in a voice that even the Mrs cannot mistake I tell him the following "Paul ....... if you convince my Mrs to get a Bike licence I will break your Penis with my FOOT , do you understand ?"

I dunno , he calls up to apologise and makes my life even more worrysome

[Paul the 6th]

but I did point out that I'd have to have an erection for you to break my penis otherwise you'd prolly just squash it alot

she's on about getting a thunderace last time I spoke to her

you what!!!!!

[Paul the 6th]

I wondered why you didn't sound a bit shocked when I said it out loud, I said something like "in order for you to break it, I'd have to be aroused otherwise it'd be like trying to snap a curly wurly = it won't, it'll just bend alot"

think we're skirting around the u-rating here tbh mate lol.. expect a phone call later as I'm working in manchester and haven't eaten all day is lucy with you tonight?

No it`s the bit about the ThunderAce I was yelling about ................... as if she would want one of them , she has taste you know

And I am out tonight , phone will be off , in fact I think I am in erm .... some other country tonight , and the Badgeress will be with me ..... yeah the phones are at the bottom of a lake or something .