Girls of the org, tell me the secret

Are you sure you didn't say it out loud?

Originally Posted by anna

you must have a bra upon your head.

It'll make a change ot running around drunk with my pants on my head...please loan me one bra ;o)

Originally Posted by Rorshach

loads more....but i aint giving away ALL my secrets...lol

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let me guess - you have mirros on your shoes?!! ;o)

Originally Posted by Holdup

but at least she doesnt think im a perve

Yes she does.

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Just get older - you won't give a monkeys when you get caught looking.

+1, you can start younger, but you need to make a concious decision to do so.

I have an agreement with my wife that I can look, i can even chat, but I can't touch. The chatting sometimes gets met with a frosty reception afterwards, but at least I've told her!

I've told her that when I stop looking is when she has to start worrying! 'Cos either I've got a mistress or I've turned all Michael Barrymore.

Explain that you are involved in a VPL Survey and would the lady like to enter her name and address in a free draw for a night out-----------Might work

Any excuse is better than none

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

I've told her that when I stop looking is when she has to start worrying! 'Cos either I've got a mistress or I've turned all Michael Barrymore.

Or you have a dismembered hooker, wrapped up in plastic and an old carpet, in the boot of your car...


Now where did I leave the car keys...

Just tell her you were admiring her backside - you can hardly look anywhere else when on a escalator!!

Originally Posted by Graciepants

am i more attractive to men because i could easily bear their children?!?!?!?!!?

i believe the short answer to that is .....

yes

[dirtydog]

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

Are you sure you didn't say it out loud?

lol, does that mean that I'm not the only person to have done this?

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Or you have a dismembered hooker, wrapped up in plastic and an old carpet, in the boot of your car...


Now where did I leave the car keys...

WTF

I was referring to Michael Barrymore's "I'm married with kids, but guess what, I'm bent as a nine bob note", not to his propensity for dead boys in the swimming pool.