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Old 18-11-09, 02:01 PM   #21
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pmsl, i know that one too, where Officer Barbrady learns to read, right?
Yeah, so he can read the clues and catch Bluepete
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Old 18-11-09, 02:14 PM   #22
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Old 18-11-09, 02:22 PM   #23
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YOU'RE the Dad?!
You calling Bluepete a c0ck ? (bypassing sweary filter as word is used in non-sweary context)
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Old 18-11-09, 02:28 PM   #24
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In the Philippines they boil eggs that contain nearly ready to hatch chicks, then crack them and eat the chick. Think I'll stick to the Cadbury's Creme variety.
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Old 18-11-09, 03:28 PM   #25
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I think the dutch have a word for Bluepete's hobby. "Kipper-nurker" but it's not suitable for polite company. I wonder if it'll get past the sweary filter....

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P.S. It did, unlike the english equivalent, Chicken-****er.

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Old 18-11-09, 04:26 PM   #26
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"neuker" is the correct spelling . Two years in a Dutch school well spent!
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Old 18-11-09, 04:42 PM   #27
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"neuker" is the correct spelling . Two years in a Dutch prison for committing this offence well spent!
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Old 18-11-09, 05:05 PM   #28
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You guys are awefull! You've taken a beautiful event and made it... nasty.

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Old 18-11-09, 05:41 PM   #29
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ahh you git i was about to do that!!
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Old 18-11-09, 07:04 PM   #30
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My sister in law has 12 hens and gets about 8 eggs a day, no male around so all edible without fear of a chick emerging. Just a tip for you from her - Give your hens porridge oats with lashings of olive oil and that would ease the production process for the hen.

I have to say that fresh eggs taste so much better than anything the shops sell
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